"Thank god they're gone." I
start to fap lit a cigarette and start to smoke.
"Sonocigaretteun! I start to smoke and an army of crazies shows up."
I waltz inside and do as follows:
Say "Hey lovebirds, get your arses out here and help!"
Point my gun at the 'doormat'
Wait for your responses.
"Wait for meeeee."
about time you showed up.