Author Topic: Apocalypse: The Re-apocalyticalizing [Somebody put out his fire]  (Read 175307 times)

"Ha, I knew she'd find the hospital more appealing that way.  Looks like another night alone in an armored vehicle."
I set the R700P across my lap and recline the chair. 
« Last Edit: July 14, 2012, 08:12:53 PM by morningstar »

"Yeah, you are alone. I'm going into the hospital too." I follow Alix in.


"I bet hospital beds are REAL comfy, eh?" I say, sarcastically.

"Thank god they're gone." I start to fap lit a cigarette and start to smoke.  
"Sonocigaretteun!  I start to smoke and an army of crazies shows up."
I waltz inside and do as follows:
Say "Hey lovebirds, get your arses out here and help!"
Point my gun at the 'doormat'
Wait for your responses.  

"Wait for meeeee."
about time you showed up. 

"Better than those lumpy old mattresses in the mail truck."I laugh. And hear the kid calling for help.

"What's wrong?"

(Btw were not in love yet lol)

"There are maybe 15 to 18 crazies down here and I can't blow 'em all up at once, the 'doormat' isn't very powerful!"

(Btw were not in love yet lol)

"Well in that case I'll be in the hospital if you need me."
"Yeah, you are alone. I'm going into the hospital too." I follow Alix in.

You don't know you're in love yet. 

"Smoking at 14? You're and idiot no offense." I shoot out a few crazies, killing about 6. I ran out of ammo, and that was my last magazine. "Well, guess it's time to use fists." I kick a crazy in the crotch and punch it hard in the temple, killing it.

"Stress'll get to ya!"
"Here!" I shout and toss him my 9mm.
I shoot the doormat with the .22 and blow the crap out of 5 crazies.  

I unsheathe one of my knives and I drive it right into the neck of a crazy, splattering blood everywhere. I dodge another's punch and jab it into it's chest. I force both of the knives out of the crazies and charge another one.

"Thanks!" I grab the gun out of the air and grab a crazy. I broke the crazy's neck and shot two others, killing them.

I stab a the last crazy in the eye, finishing the mob. 
"Thanks, guys.  I guess I should sleep on the roof and play sniper for a while."
I light another cigarette (having lost the other) and put it in my mouth. 
"if that's that, I need to use the bathroom."

I wipe my eyes an look down at my shirt, covered with blood, "I'm pretty sure this is a bio hazard..."

"That doesn't look good, you should get a fresh shirt or something before you become a crazy too... There's bound to be something in the hospital"

"Ok I don't want to look like an old woman that's about to die."