Author Topic: Apocalypse: The Re-apocalyticalizing [Somebody put out his fire] (Read 173914 times)

Mikoyan · July 16, 2012, 02:00:31 AM

"Ninja grandpa."

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xxxxkill · July 16, 2012, 02:01:53 AM

"I'm not that old."

Mikoyan · July 16, 2012, 02:15:36 AM

"How old are you anyways, if you don't mind my asking..."

xxxxkill · July 16, 2012, 02:16:45 AM

"Fifty-seven."

Mikoyan · July 16, 2012, 02:37:56 AM

"You're almost the big 6-0!"

Jokey365 · July 16, 2012, 02:50:01 AM

I walk onto a scene with a shield made up of wooden planks taped together, a large orange K spray painted on front, and two halves of a belt taped to the side that didn't have the K so I can hold onto the thing. In my other hand is a sword made up of a flashlight with some tricycle ribbons on it, an ash tray so my hand doesn't ride up onto the sharp part, and the sharp part which was a long and sharp piece of metal. "Hi guys, I lost my duffle bag and everything in at the hardware store. Buzz saw accident."

Mikoyan · July 16, 2012, 03:03:02 AM

"What the..."

Jokey365 · July 16, 2012, 03:03:32 AM

"What?"

Mikoyan · July 16, 2012, 03:05:13 AM

"That... thing.."

Jokey365 · July 16, 2012, 03:06:16 AM

"It's a sword and shield I made out of multiple objects and tape."

Mikoyan · July 16, 2012, 03:08:20 AM

"Doesn't look sturdy."

Jokey365 · July 16, 2012, 03:10:26 AM

"I managed to tear down a ferris wheel by messing with the stuff beneath with only tape and a bonesaw. I can make a sword and shield."

morningstar · July 16, 2012, 08:18:15 AM

I pull up behind the mall with multiple crazies pounding on the roof. "Sonofabeach, why won't they leave ME alone?"
I whip out a makeshift flamethrower and blast the roof down, lighting a total of one on fire (it's hard to burn a human you know) and pissing off a total of all of them. I kill the flaming one with the .22 because a flaming man who can't feel pain is more dangerous than one who lacks fire leaping from his scanty cloths and skin and hair.

"What the hell, guys? Get your arses out here!!"

Jokey365 · July 16, 2012, 09:57:02 AM

Because of the fact that we just recently were talking about the crazies wanting to avoid conflict as much as us, and the fact that the last few fights with crazies were started by you, I refuse to to take part in this.

morningstar · July 16, 2012, 10:09:25 AM

The only reason I am starting these (especially when I'm alone at the time) is that the crazies would aim for the 'weakest link' in the chain, being me.
Who would win in a fight? 5 crazies or the kid with 10 broken bones with no nearby assistance?

For the record, I planned to lose this fight and get my arse handed to me.