Apocalypse: The Re-apocalyticalizing [Somebody put out his fire]

[Jokey365]

Well you're also insane and know how to handle yourself.

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[morningstar]

Dude, I just proved how much of a fail my 'flamethrowers' are, can I really handle 4 (at least as of now) crazies?  

EDIT: without a sidearm for close quarters

[Jokey365]

...
Have fun getting ripped apart! :D

[morningstar]

"I guess they couldn't hear me."  I turn and whip my knife into a chest, killing another.  2 down 3 to go.  
I'm screwed.  
As the last 3 jump at me, I have an idea.  
I lunge at them screaming and swearing and start to wildly swing my .22 around and fire randomly into them.  
I killed 2 of them after 3 minutes of wrestling and start trying to pin the last one to the ground when he punches me in the nose and knocks me off.  
"Oh my god you broke my nose, you bastard!"  Like that helped.  
As he charges I sidestep and hit him in the forehead with the butt of my gun, the first crazy I ever incapacitated completely.  

He was unconscious.  
I had 2 more broken bones from jumping into a writhing mass of 3 crazies.  

I'm screwed.  

(The broken parts are my nose and left collarbone)

Oh my god if that's not godmodding what is, I'm gonna have to take a really good look at this unless Jokey approves. 

[BlockDuck]

I'm walking around the store while all this is happening, minding my own business, looking in shops, taping stuff to the roof of shops, that sort of thing.

Then I hear alot of fighting and I turn around to see Jeff battling all these people. I run over to see what the heck's going on, but by the time I get there he's lying on the floor next to the incapacitated crazy.

I kneel next to him. "Are you alright," I say, surveying the battleground. "Who are these guys? Why did they attack you?" Then I look at his nose and flinch. "Jeff, what happened to your-" and then I see his left collarbone. "Oh, did they do this to you, Jeff? Are you okay?" I say while kneeling beside him with a very worried and scared expression on my face.

[morningstar]

I killed them and suffered more broken bones.  I am going to need a sling and some more bandages because I'm spewing blood from my mouth and nose and I accidentally grazed my foot with my gun. 

[BlockDuck]

I stare at him for a moment in total disbelief. Then I say "Uh, bandages, right..." And run off to look for bandages. Around two minutes later I return with one of those medical kits and plop down next to him.

"Ok, a sling... How do you make a sling, again?"

(Also, remember that one of the crazies in incapacitated, so he could attack at any minute.)

[morningstar]

I get up with a grunt.  "I'm gonna die.  Where's the old man?" 
I hobble over to the last crazy and hamstring him so he can't walk or run, pretty much making him useless. 
"At least I can ease the Doc's research before I die." 

[Jokey365]

I watch the kid run towards the back of the mall with a medical kit in his hands. I sigh, put my sword and shield on my back and follow, seeing the scene when I arrive. "Are you serious?" I ask, my face making it obvious I was pissed off.

[BlockDuck]

"He got hurt. He broke his nose and collarbone,the left one. Do you know how to make a sling?"

[morningstar]

"You didn't hear me when I screamed for you guys to get your butts out here and help," I say, exasperated.  "I came with the truck to help bring the 'groceries' 'home.'"

[Jokey365]

"We're trying to survive out here and all you're doing is trying to get yourself killed! If you want to die to badly, let me take my sword and send it through your head!"

[BlockDuck]

"Guys, why don't we all calm down a little bit, okay? Ah, look It's an instruction manual. How to make a sling..."


A couple moments later I have finished fixing up Jeff's wounds.

"There we go! All better!" I say, grinning.

[morningstar]

"Like I had a freaking choice when these guys hopped on the roof.  What do you want me to do, crash through the wall to kill them?"  

[BlockDuck]

"Who are these guys, anyway?"