Apocalypse: The Re-apocalyticalizing [Somebody put out his fire]

[Jokey365]

"No. We need to go outside every few days."

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[Kochieboy]

"I mean close the vault door, so that way if they get into the bank, we won't get ganked in the middle of the night.".

[Jokey365]

"I knew what you meant. Where it is is fine."

[Kochieboy]

"Okay, but don't say I didn't warn you.". I walk to my room.

[Jokey365]

"Nothing is getting in..."

[Gojira]

"WHO THE HELL LEFT THE BANK DOOR OPEN?!"

[Jokey365]

The bank door isn't open you fool. It's locked and the windows have security bars on them.

[Kochieboy]

I look at the screen of the machine on my arm, status is a-okay...

[Gojira]

The bank door isn't open you fool. It's locked and the windows have security bars on them.

oh
dammit

[Kochieboy]

(The machine I'm talking about is like the Pip-Boy, only it isn't meta.)

[xxxxkill]

(The machine I'm talking about is like the Pip-Boy, only it isn't meta.)

Technology isn't that advaaaaanccceeedddddddd-
Wait does it check on the status of your health

oop forgot to describe my current appearance
I sport a red scarf and wear a cloak and kasa.
td;lr: i look like this

But, I'm nowhere near any of you now. I've left.

THEN HOW
ARE YOU IN MY ROOM.

[Kochieboy]

Technology isn't that advaaaaanccceeedddddddd-
Wait does it check on the status of your health

Certain chemicals in your blood, blood pressure, pulse, blood oxygen level, blood loss, broken limbs, and radiation.

[xxxxkill]

Certain chemicals in your blood, blood pressure, pulse, blood oxygen level, blood loss, broken limbs, and radiation.

Technology isn't that advaaaaanccceeedddddddd-

[Kochieboy]

Really, technology now and days can't measure that? Well it looks like typhoid is still a huge virus.

[xxxxkill]

Really, technology now and days can't measure that? Well it looks like typhoid is still a huge virus.

Broken limbs, no
Blood oxygen levels, no
Blood loss, no

Christ, people. It's mid-2012, not loving 2077.