Author Topic: Apocalypse: The Re-apocalyticalizing [Somebody put out his fire] (Read 167571 times)

Jokey365 · July 26, 2012, 01:15:48 AM

"Please don't kill me! That's all I have on me!"

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Mikoyan · July 26, 2012, 01:18:07 AM

"How have you even survived this long?"

Jokey365 · July 26, 2012, 01:18:55 AM

"...Running..."
'Oh no, now they're going to send me on scouting missions...'

Mikoyan · July 26, 2012, 01:20:24 AM

"Well, you'll make an excellent scout."

Jokey365 · July 26, 2012, 01:21:28 AM

'BALLS.'
"No, no, no, no... I'm sure we can come to an agreement here..."

Gojira · July 26, 2012, 01:23:06 AM

Quote from: Jokey365 on July 26, 2012, 01:21:28 AM

'BALLS.'
"No, no, no, no... I'm sure we can come to an agreement here..."

"You don't have to be a scout. In fact, you look the sniper type. We could use one."

xxxxkill · July 26, 2012, 01:23:17 AM

"Of course we can," I say, appearing behind him as was the fashion I tended to appear. "Scout or we toss you to the crazies with your legs broken and your arms tied. Perhaps we could dress you up as a girl. That'll stir them up, won't it?"

Mikoyan · July 26, 2012, 01:24:47 AM

"Ok, that just scared me."

Jokey365 · July 26, 2012, 01:25:20 AM

"Please... Please God no!"
I look at the door and begin running for it.

xxxxkill · July 26, 2012, 01:26:26 AM

"Bad choice, mate," I say, shooting the wall. "Next bullet goes between your legs, you catch my drift?"

Jokey365 · July 26, 2012, 01:27:49 AM

Now I'm not just shaking, I'm shaking like a vibrator and sweating like a pig. I'm like a pig shaped vibrator.

xxxxkill · July 26, 2012, 01:28:46 AM

"Told you we could come to an agreement."

Jokey365 · July 26, 2012, 01:29:54 AM

"Sh-shame I d-don't ha-have a w-w-weap-pon."

Mikoyan · July 26, 2012, 01:30:05 AM

"And here I thought you were a nice old man."

Gojira · July 26, 2012, 01:31:44 AM

"Excuse me Alexander, but I just proposed he be a sniper. You can clearly see he dreads being a scout."