Apocalypse: The Re-apocalyticalizing [Somebody put out his fire]

[Mikoyan]

he gon rape us 2 def

mor lik u cuz we dident tryto kille him LOEL

[Ad Bot]

[xxxxkill]

mor lik u cuz we dident tryto kille him LOEL

Actually, by psychological evaluation, I have estimated that there's a 87.52% chance of him raping everybody to death
Except me
Because I'm old and have a rifle.
And will probably kill him.

[Mikoyan]

Wowe STFU old cigarette! go to th grav alredy!
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"Well, do you suppose we should go looking for him?"

[xxxxkill]

"Eh."

[*FacePalm*]

was i interacted with in any way

and where are you guys

[xxxxkill]

Why don't you read

[Gojira]

Actually, by psychological evaluation, I have estimated that there's a 87.52% chance of him raping everybody to death
Except me
Because I'm old and have a rifle.
And will probably kill him.

And I'm young and have a rifle. And I'm the one who beat him.
So yeah.

[morningstar]

timeskippin
I'm almost there.  50 meters.  40 30 20 10.  I walk in and bust open the safe.  Nothing.  I check the entire place and finally find the scope.  Heavens knows why he was, but a dead cop was holding it.  I attatch it and begin the long process of sighting and checking distance. 
And then I hit the target.  And again and again.  I'm ready. 

Now to find that hotel... 

[Gojira]

uh oh
i call first shot

[morningstar]

What?  I'm across the city.  What first shot?  I'm thinking logically right now but I'd already planned on going on a total cannibalistic killing spree.  I'll just start now.  
Is that a crazy or a survivor?  I don't care, I'm starving.  I take a shot and she drops.  Guess it wasn't a crazy.  I gut her and start a fire.  God I'm hungry.  When did this happen?  I begin gorging myself.  
The smell attracts a dog and I kill it with my knife.  I gut that too and cook it, but I don't eat.  I sling it over my shoulder and look for something else to kill.  I shoot birds, crazies, cats, dogs, even bugs.  Everything I see is killed.  

I'm full.  My hunger for killing and my normal hunger has been sated.  I grab the dog and the arm of a crazy and crawl under a desk in a nearby building and fall asleep immediately.  

Aw, nobody's on to see the carnage. 

[Gojira]

oof
really man
really

[HerpaDerp]

i love dogs

forget u for killing that dog i cry evrytime :'(

[morningstar]

I wake up again with a start.  What have I done?  I should keep the dog, and the crazy arm's one heck of an ornament.  But alas, it should go.  I throw it across the street and lug the dog on my shoulder and begin the trek to the hotel.  I stop and throw three pain pills in my mouth and swallow quickly. 
And the walk begins. 

[Plethora]

Me and my sidekick have almost made it to the hospital, but we notice some weird stuff. Half the buildings are torched and it looks like somebody started to cook up a human being. We decide it's best to go a different direction. We head off toward the ruins of the police station. It's getting a bit dark, so we head into an apartment and sip beers while the sun sets.

You know what I miss?
Shrugs
The good old army.
Questioning expression.
Should start a new one.
Stares sarcastically.
We need some order around here, army gives it.
Stares thoughtfully.
So you agree?
Contemplates for a minute and finally nods.

When the sun comes up we hit a small army surplus shop I know of, and it hasn't been raided too badly. We take some old camo army jackets and find a .22 pistol,  a few rounds of assorted callibur, and some solid knives. We arm up and sleep in a side room that night.

[Jokey365]

I found a gas station with the entire front of it burnt to a crisp. I ignored it and entered. There were a few unopened packages of candy left among the mess, so I stuffed my face with a few chocolate bars. There was a knife stuck into the counter. I pulled it out and looked at it. Would probably get one decent kill, other than that it was old. I walked out of the gas station and walked down the street. Down an alley, a garbage can fell over. Silence. I didn't take my eyes off the other two cans. I figured it was nothing, but at that very moment, a crazy threw the cans to the side and charged at me. I had no idea what happened, but when I opened my eyes, the crazy was on the ground bleeding, the knife stuck between his eyes. "...Did I just do that?"