Apocalypse: The Re-apocalyticalizing [Somebody put out his fire]

[xxxxkill]

"Thanks," I say. I sit against the wall, and let out a sigh.

[Ad Bot]

[LawtyLawt]

"Well this is boring..." Jack says as he proceeds to practice his throwing.

[Gojira]

Nevermind.
Didn't enter the bank.

The bank comes into view and I see the small titties lady and some other guy waiting. "HOW DID THEY BEAT ME HERE?!" I hiss under my breath.

I exit the bank for some fresh air.
"Oh. Hi there."

[Jokey365]

I turn around and begin running the other way.

[LawtyLawt]

"I wonder if I should track them down... Nah." He says as he practices his escape maneuvers.

[xxxxkill]

I look up, glancing at the kid nonchalantly. "You're predictable."
"Oh balls is he running."

I switch the safety off my gun, prepared to shoot him in the legs before he gets out of range. I fire off two shots, one hits him in the ankle, the other in the knee.

[LawtyLawt]

Oh God, why am I just being a clown in the College.

[Gojira]

I turn around and begin running the other way.

I shoot his ankle.
"Isn't this place the place you wanted to go in the first place?! Before all of this stuff happened?!" I practically scream in rage.

[xxxxkill]

I shoot his ankle.
"Isn't this place the place you wanted to go in the first place?!" I practically scream in rage.

[9:55:00 PM] Alexia Aroth: SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR KNEECAPS
[9:55:07 PM] Max Nappy: PLS NO
[9:56:14 PM] Alexia Aroth: TU BAD

De-kneecapitate him y/n

[Jokey365]

I collapse, ankle searing with pain. "AUGH! YOU JERK!" I scream, clenching my bleeding ankle.

[LawtyLawt]

"Oh look, I found a music player!" He grabs it in glee and begins to play music.

[Gojira]

I collapse, ankle searing with pain. "AUGH! YOU JERK!" I scream, clenching my bleeding ankle.

"ANSWER. MY GOD DAMN. QUESTION."
I try to calm down.
"Is this or is this not the place you wanted to go? If so, please give me the key and tape."
I put a bandage on his leg.
"Alexia!"

[Jokey365]

I throw the key and the tape recorder at him. "THERE!"

[xxxxkill]

"Yeah, medical stuff, got it," I say, crouching down and starting to make a splint using some debris I found lying around and a few strips of fabric.

No srs, should I deliver capital punishment
Pun x2 Combo

[LawtyLawt]

I wonder if Jokey will allow me to put songs on my Music Player...