Apocalypse: The Re-apocalyticalizing [Somebody put out his fire]

[LawtyLawt]

"Man I should decapitate this thing, and display it!"
Says Jack Norton with glee as he rips it's neck away from the body.

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[Kochieboy]

"Okay... thanks by the way. Also, before I forget, does this place have .44 ammo?".

[Jokey365]

"I already checked. It was stripped of weapons and food before we got here."

[LawtyLawt]

The head finally rips, as he gleefully places it in his bag.
He runs back to the college.

[Gojira]

"I already checked. It was stripped of weapons and food before we got here."

* Gojira points at the massive pile of food

"I got some food."

[Jokey365]

"Not counting that ob- OH OLIVES!" I exclaim joyfully.

[Gojira]

"Not counting that ob- OH OLIVES!" I exclaim joyfully.

"Also got some proper medical stuff to fix your leg."

[Kochieboy]

I look at my empty snub nose, "Too bad, I was looking for ammo for this thing.".

[Jokey365]

"Oh right, I was sick of having a limp..." I say, voice now completely filled with annoyance. "Thanks..." I say over the olives I just stuffed in my mouth.

[Gojira]

"Oh right, I was sick of having a limp..." I say, voice now completely filled with annoyance. "Thanks..." I say over the olives I just stuffed in my mouth.

"Look. I feel horrible for doing that. Okay?"
I attempt to fix his leg, and call Alexia over.

[LawtyLawt]

5 HOURS LATER
"There we go!" Exclaims the gleeful Jack Norton, as the head has been preserved by formalin. He paints the figure brown, trying to pass it off as woodwork...

[Jokey365]

"Well if you knew you would feel horrible why did you shoot me?" I ask, tiny bits of green olive falling from my mouth.

[Gojira]

"Well if you knew you would feel horrible why did you shoot me?" I ask, tiny bits of green olive falling from my mouth.

"What do you think takes precedent in the human mind? Survival, or feelings? I'm sorry, but survival takes the most importance," I say, nibbling on an oreo. "But don't get me wrong, emotions are important. Just not as important as survival."

[Kochieboy]

I find a room and I fall on the bed. I sigh, sliding my hand into my pocket. I find the key I got at the start. "Looks like I'm going to need to find a lock that matches this key.".

[LawtyLawt]

His work was done! The head now looked like a part of a chipped wooden bust. He even added a hat, a monocle and a moustache.
"There, all my Hard work, I hope they all like this..." Says he, as he sits by the fireplace, and drinks a cup of tea, whilst listening to "I Fight Dragons" music.