Author Topic: Apocalypse: The Re-apocalyticalizing [Somebody put out his fire]  (Read 174718 times)

"Well, I was going to go blow something up." I say, pushing Ash towards Alex and Jacov. "Take her to the vault, I still need to make something explode."

not you
jokey

OOOPS

"Well, I was going to go blow something up." I say, pushing Ash towards Alex and Jacov. "Take her to the vault, I still need to make something explode."

I raise an eyebrow, before opening the car door for Ash.

After acquiring a lot of duck tape and explosive objects such as gasoline and fireworks, I prepare my little surprise in a hardware store.

After acquiring a lot of duck tape and explosive objects such as gasoline and fireworks, I prepare my little surprise in a hardware store.
oh god what

After acquiring a lot of duck tape and explosive objects such as gasoline and fireworks, I prepare my little surprise in a hardware store.

OH GOD
RAPE
AMBER ALERT

Bright lights emerge from the store as a riding mower, tricked out with all sorts of explosive objects, rolls out with me riding it. I tap at the rope taped to the steering wheel which leads to a large amount of explosives in the back. I slowly and calmly drive to the exit of the mall.

I get in the truck and get ready to see the vault

I get in the truck and get ready to see the vault
I grab Alexia, put her in shotgun, and peel off to the vault before Max can blow up the mall.

I quickly escape the mall.
Realizing what they've done, there's no time to waste.

We arrive back at the vault.

Wait.
What the forget is going on here.

Wait.
What the forget is going on here.
I detonated the nuclear device located in the mall, killing myself as a sacrifice to save humanity.

"Beautiful explosion ain't it?" says Jack Norton as he throws the head and catches it.

"Beautiful explosion ain't it?" says Jack Norton as he throws the head and catches it.
She was joking.