Apocalypse: The Re-apocalyticalizing [Somebody put out his fire]

[Gojira]

"He is dead. Alexia's my girl."

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[Jokey365]

I stop and think for a moment. "I'm doubting that keeping the bullets in is a good idea."

[xxxxkill]

"So, because I don't want every crazy from here to China on our asses, you're going to have to take these painkillers. Not exactly morphine, but it'll have to do," I say, handing him the pills and preparing the scalpel with alcohol. "Whenever you're ready."

[Jokey365]

I swallow a few pills and remove my mall cop jacket. "Onw- Oh my that's some big bullets he used..."

[xxxxkill]

I take the jacket and hold it out to him. "Bite down. Hard," I say, as I begin to brown townyze the wounds.

[Jokey365]

"Okay." I say, putting a sleeve in my mouth.

[Gojira]

inb4screaming

[xxxxkill]

I put on a pair of gloves and begin operating, starting with making a cut into the wounds, avoiding major blood vessels. I had Jacov help me out by keeping the blood from spilling all over the sidewalk. I took a pair of tweezers and removed the first bullet, which looked like it hurt like a motherforgeter.

[Jokey365]

"Hurt more than when it went in... Somehow..." I groan through the sleeve. "Just be careful... I think one of them hit something important..."

[xxxxkill]

"With all due respect," I say, removing the second bullet, "I'm not going to operate on your testicles."

[Jokey365]

"I mean my liver or something... He didn't aim that low... It was like he was trying to hit something important..."

[xxxxkill]

"All in due time," I say, removing the third bullet.

[Jokey365]

I groan in pain.

[xxxxkill]

"I really, really hope I didn't detect a bit of pleasure in there," I say, frowning. I remove fourth and fifth without incident, then come to the one lodged in his abdomen. I poke gently at the bullet hole, being sure not to actually stick my finger in it, then said, "Did you get your appendix removed?"

[Jokey365]

"...No..."