Author Topic: Apocalypse: The Re-apocalyticalizing [Somebody put out his fire] (Read 171122 times)

Jokey365 · June 25, 2012, 04:55:30 PM

I continue walking.

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Mikoyan · June 25, 2012, 04:57:06 PM

I fall off the curb, hitting the knot on my head. "Ow."

Jokey365 · June 25, 2012, 04:58:23 PM

"CALLED IT!" I shout back.

Gojira · June 25, 2012, 04:59:04 PM

"Oh my God, hahaha!"

Mikoyan · June 25, 2012, 04:59:52 PM

I begin sobbing, not having restful sleep in over a month.

Jokey365 · June 25, 2012, 05:00:42 PM

"Alright, where are these goons searching for me? I want to kill something."

Mikoyan · June 25, 2012, 05:10:51 PM

I sit on the curb and rest my head on my hands, my face beet red.

Jokey365 · June 25, 2012, 05:12:22 PM

A van suddenly pulls up in front of the bank. "Hey, lady!" a fat man shouts from the driver's seat.

Mikoyan · June 25, 2012, 05:14:04 PM

I quickly grab my G5 in my hands, "What..?"

Jokey365 · June 25, 2012, 05:15:21 PM

"You see some cigarette? About this tall, possibly wearing black. Goes by the name 'Assassin'?"

Mikoyan · June 25, 2012, 05:17:10 PM

"You think I've seen another person in this wasteland?"

Jokey365 · June 25, 2012, 05:17:40 PM

The man looks around. "It's not a wasteland, just empty."

Mikoyan · June 25, 2012, 05:19:06 PM

"Exactly, dumbass."

Jokey365 · June 25, 2012, 05:20:40 PM

"Well, you've seen me, so you MUST have seen the man I just painted a mental picture of."

Mikoyan · June 25, 2012, 05:21:30 PM

"Listen fatass, I already told you. No. forget off."