Author Topic: Apocalypse: The Re-apocalyticalizing [Somebody put out his fire]  (Read 173385 times)

"This is gonna take a while."

I realize I'm about to lose. I then fall and land head first on the board, causing all the pieces to fall over. I then get up. "Tie."

"Sore loser. Alexia wins."


I take my glasses off and clean the fog off of them.

"No proof."
"Minus the fact that you slammed your head on the board."

"I could have been winning."

I laugh, getting up from my chair. "You know, if you had moved your rook to D6 I would've been in checkmate. By the way, knight to B4, checkmate." I say, smiling.

"How di-" I say, looking down at the board. I see that my king and her knight were both standing. "Well now."

I arrange the pieces required to checkmate him where they were, and move my knight to B4. "You lose. Good game though."

"I don't even know." I say, pushing my glasses up on my nose.

"Okay, you win mentally, but can you win physically?" I ask.

Fun fact: My victory was determined by a roll of a D20.

3:52 PM - Mr. Nappy: How do we determine this
3:52 PM - xxxxkill: Dice rollsssssssss
3:53 PM - xxxxkill: Natural 20 I win
3:53 PM - Mr. Nappy: Somebody will lie
3:53 PM - Mr. Nappy: Unless
3:53 PM - Mr. Nappy: Skype screen share
3:53 PM - Mr. Nappy: Higher number wins
3:53 PM - xxxxkill: I'm an honest person
3:53 PM - Mr. Nappy: 1 - 20
3:53 PM - xxxxkill: I say, as I recall all the times I lied
3:53 PM - Mr. Nappy: Use random number
3:53 PM - xxxxkill: 12 + 8 int, I win
3:53 PM - Mr. Nappy: 1 - 20
3:53 PM - Mr. Nappy: Random.org
3:53 PM - Mr. Nappy: Go
3:54 PM - Mr. Nappy: I rolled
3:54 PM - xxxxkill: As did I
3:54 PM - Mr. Nappy: You first
3:54 PM - xxxxkill: One the count of three.
3:54 PM - xxxxkill: No fgt
3:54 PM - xxxxkill: Three
3:54 PM - xxxxkill: Two
3:54 PM - xxxxkill: One
3:54 PM - xxxxkill: 16
3:54 PM - Mr. Nappy: 15
3:54 PM - Mr. Nappy: OH
3:54 PM - Mr. Nappy: forget YOU
3:54 PM - xxxxkill: AHAHAHAHA

"Okay, you win mentally, but can you win physically?" I ask.

"If you're talking about a fist fight, probably not."


"I'm not exactly physically fit."