Apocalypse: The Re-apocalyticalizing [Somebody put out his fire]

[Mikoyan]

"Nobody give him anything..."

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[Jokey365]

"I saw somewhere you could do something awesome with a bulb and something hot."

[Gojira]

"I saw somewhere you could do something awesome with a bulb and something hot."

"Like what?"

[Jokey365]

"I guess I'll see once I get something hot."

[Mikoyan]

"Just use a stove..."

[Jokey365]

"Brilliant!" I shout as I dash over to the stove. I turn in on, break the bulb over the counter and place it in the stove. After checking the bulb multiple times, I finally get smoke. I open the stove and let all the smoke pour out. I inhale it a bit, walk a few feet back to let it sink in, and go back to inhaling. As soon as all the smoke is gone, I turn off the stove and walk away, leaving it open with a crispy bulb inside.

[Mikoyan]

"Holy stuff did he just..."

[Jokey365]

"I needed something to do..." I say, incredibly calmed.

[Gojira]

"He either got high, or he calmed himself."

[Jokey365]

"Maybe a combination of both." I say, almost falling.

[xxxxkill]

"I'm betting the former," I say, firing a few more times.

[Gojira]

"I'm betting the former," I say, firing a few more times.

"I think you're right."

[Jokey365]

I cough once, a small amount of smoke exiting my mouth. "Well I guess I forgot to exhale that last bit..."

[Mikoyan]

"You're crazy."

[Jokey365]

"But you love me anyways!" I say as I almost fall for the second time.