Apocalypse: The Re-apocalyticalizing [Somebody put out his fire]

[Jokey365]

I walk up to the front of the RV and look for some sort of heat activation system. I find one, turn it on, and get blessed by warmth. "I THINK I JUST JIZZED!" I shout as I fall onto the 'wall couch'. "My shaking... It's gooooone..."

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[Mikoyan]

"Gross..."

[Jokey365]

"I wasn't serious."

[Mikoyan]

"Gross..."

[Jokey365]

"If you don't shut your mouth you don't get any of the unhealthy junk I have in my duffle."

[xxxxkill]

"Gross," I say, imitating the accent of the girl.

[Jokey365]

I pull off my duffle without getting up, unzip it, pull out the bonesaw and binoculars, then toss the duffle onto the floor next to me. "Dig in."

[Mikoyan]

I scowl at the food

[Jokey365]

"Fine, if you don't want it now." I say as I get up. I put every bit of food into a random cupboard in the kitchen area. After I finish, I put my bonesaw and binoculars back into the duffle, zip it up, and put it back on. "What's next on the agenda?"

[Mikoyan]

"Sleep." I say, laying on a couch.

[Jokey365]

"Hey, that's mine..."

[Mikoyan]

"No."

[Jokey365]

"I will cut you."

[Mikoyan]

"Try me."

[Jokey365]

I pull my bonesaw out of my duffle. "Which limb should I remove first?"