Author Topic: Apocalypse: The Re-apocalyticalizing [Somebody put out his fire] (Read 173569 times)

Jokey365 · July 12, 2012, 12:46:25 AM

"What else would I have come up with on the spot that turns me off about her? Her vagina reminds me my mother's tires need new treads? The zit on her nose is really big yet she doesn't notice it? She's too pretty?"

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Gojira · July 12, 2012, 12:48:03 AM

"Oh shut up. She looks just fine. No need for you to make yourself not attracted to her. Besides, we're a team, right?" I say, completely misunderstanding the context.

Jokey365 · July 12, 2012, 12:48:37 AM

"Of course she does, but Mr. Knows Everything was badgering me."

xxxxkill · July 12, 2012, 12:48:44 AM

GOD DAMN IT.

"I doubt you've seen her crotch, or anybody else's, for that matter. There is no zit, you're exaggerating. Beauty is nothing to be ashamed of, et cetera."

Quote from: Jokey365 on July 12, 2012, 12:48:37 AM

"Of course she does, but Mr. Knows Everything was badgering me."

"I can't claim I know everything. Just more than you. Not difficult, considering I have 55 years of experience and three degrees."

Jokey365 · July 12, 2012, 12:49:53 AM

"What? Am I supposed to have love with somebody that's probably five years older than me?"

xxxxkill · July 12, 2012, 12:51:20 AM

"I'm not expecting you to have love at all actually," I reply with a wry chuckle.

Gojira · July 12, 2012, 12:52:09 AM

Quote from: xxxxkill on July 12, 2012, 12:51:20 AM

"I'm not expecting you to have love at all actually," I reply with a wry chuckle.

"Hahaha."

Jokey365 · July 12, 2012, 12:53:07 AM

"Yeah, I'm sure that wrinkly old mini breakfast sausage down south sure got a lot of work for it's time. Stuck it in a lot of piles of ash."

Gojira · July 12, 2012, 12:54:41 AM

Quote from: Jokey365 on July 12, 2012, 12:53:07 AM

"Yeah, I'm sure that wrinkly old mini breakfast sausage down south sure got a lot of work for it's time. Stuck it in a lot of piles of ash."

"Explain the daughter then."

Jokey365 · July 12, 2012, 12:54:54 AM

"Adopted."

xxxxkill · July 12, 2012, 12:55:27 AM

"Fathered both a daughter and a son, married at 24, graduated the year prior. Trust me kid, I know a whole lot more about everything than you do."

Gojira · July 12, 2012, 12:55:28 AM

Quote from: Jokey365 on July 12, 2012, 12:54:54 AM

"Adopted."

"Bullstuff, she looks just like him, except female and younger."

Jokey365 · July 12, 2012, 12:56:57 AM

I sigh, finish my bag of chips and toss them out the window. "I'm going to sit on the roof." I say to nobody in particular as I jump up at the sunroof and climb out.

xxxxkill · July 12, 2012, 12:57:11 AM

Quote from: Gojira on July 12, 2012, 12:55:28 AM

"Bullstuff, she looks just like him, except female and younger."

"She looks a whole lot more like her mother. Honestly, the only thing she inherited from me are her personality and mind."

Jokey365 · July 12, 2012, 12:58:10 AM

"BOTH OF WHICH WERE GONE TO WASTE!" I shout, volume lowered due to my roof situation.