"We talked about what turns me on about Alix, wrinkly mini breakfast sausages and then a guy passed out."
"He lives." I say as I attempt to fall gracefully from the roof, but end up landing in a heap. "Ow."
"I'm pretty sure you have some form of epilepsy."
"I'm pretty sure I'm bored."
"I don't think I've passed out in my life ."
I lean on my cane. "Not sure what I can do about it. Probably nothing."