Author Topic: I hate puberty.  (Read 12659 times)

Why would you want to shave your ass hair?  The only thing you should ever consider shaving is your privates and your face/neck.  And pluck your unibrow.

Why would you want to shave your ass hair?  The only thing you should ever consider shaving is your privates and your face/neck.  And pluck your unibrow.
loving unibrows.. I am constantly trying to keep mine down.

loving unibrows.. I am constantly trying to keep mine down.
Why would you WANT to oppress the awesome that is the unibrow?

Why would you WANT to oppress the awesome that is the unibrow?
It makes me look weird.. I already have a loving giraffe neck.

It was so hot today, and I was in the woodshop wearing the sweatshirt I could feel the sweat from my pits and my butt. :I

It was so hot today, and I was in the woodshop wearing the sweatshirt I could feel the sweat from my pits and my butt. :I
so much suggestiveness in this post

letting mine grow too seeing I can't really shave them :I
well why not

i don't know if this has been said before, but i'll say it now.

erections are caused by blood compression in the richard. doing activities that normally require increased blood flow (ie. running) will most likely decompress the blood that's pooled up inside your shaft.

oh, and if you have a boner for too long, a vein can burst.
scary stuff, man.

Random boners... daily shower requirement at minimum... wanting to forget every chick that is at/above your standards...

yeah puberty.
Watch more research. Reduces your urges to bang anything that is warm.

i don't know if this has been said before, but i'll say it now.

erections are caused by blood compression in the richard. doing activities that normally require increased blood flow (ie. running) will most likely decompress the blood that's pooled up inside your shaft.

oh, and if you have a boner for too long, a vein can burst.
scary stuff, man.
I hate it when my erections get so raging they start to hurt.
Okay I now know that the best way to get rid of a erection is to get moving.

oh, and if you have a boner for too long, a vein can burst.
if you do anything for too long a vein can bust

unless it's like
breathing or something

have you ever wondered how your diaphragm has such amazing endurance?
I mean, it's working literally all the time, whether you're asleep, awake, running, or sitting down
but you never actually feel the muscle getting tired


random boners and allergies seem to be my problems

unless allergies come from age, I used to have no allergies at all before I hit puberty

i dont have anythign to shave it with
get a razor...
random boners and allergies seem to be my problems
unless allergies come from age, I used to have no allergies at all before I hit puberty
what
allergies are like irrelevant to puberty
unless they're semen allergies

how can you be allergic to semen

that's

what