Author Topic: Any one wanna help me forget with some one? LOL  (Read 1587 times)

Nobody can read the future, but you can often make accurate assumptions about things that will happen.

For example, if you observe when somebody gets home every day, you can make an educated guess about the moment they will arrive. You can then say to her "somebody is about to park their car outside" and moments later a neighbor could pull up.

Just make educated guesses on scenarios based on logic and observation. Or you can stage something to happen, by leaving 'traps' around. For example, going to her desk and balancing the keyboard in a way so when the keyboard tray is pulled, the wire tugs and it falls. You could tell her in advance that she is "going to be clumsy and drop something".

I know its not the most powerful "prediction" but if you can set the seed of doubt, you can convince her later lol.


The most eerie prediction:

"You will die in the future."

The most eerie prediction:
"You will die in the future."
speaking of which

if you do manage to convince her very well, tell her she's going die within the next month or some similar time

speaking of which

if you do manage to convince her very well, tell her she's going die within the next month or some similar time
tell her she's going to die in THREE SECONDS

and then kill her in THREE SECONDS

speaking of which

if you do manage to convince her very well, tell her she's going die within the next month or some similar time
Oh, I will when I think the jokes gone far enough. Oh forget that might be too far, I think she'd legit start crying LOL.
any other suggestions are welcome though.

FUNFACT: everyone in history who has ever drank water has died.

Oh, I will when I think the jokes gone far enough. Oh forget that might be too far, I think she'd legit start crying LOL.
any other suggestions are welcome though.
okay, then tell her she's going to die like
when she's 27 or something
something less dramatic
or 35
if you still feel it's too far, let her know that it will be peaceful and painless
knowing I would die like that at any age over 30 would probably be a really nice thought for me

FUNFACT: everyone in history who has ever drank water has died.
fred

i don't know how i'm going to tell you this, but

you're going to scrape your knee in 25 seconds

Tell her she will chocke almost to death on something :cookieMonster:

fred

i don't know how i'm going to tell you this, but

you're going to scrape your knee in 25 seconds
HA, jokes on you. i scraped my knee already.

Tell her that she recently consumed Dihydrogen Monoxide, which corrodes landscapes and is used in nuclear power plants.

tell her that she's pregnant because some male member of her family wanked in the shower and the sperm swam into her vagina.

I need to find ways I can forget with her online, that'll make her believe me if I want to start telling her crazy ass stuff LOL. Btw she's gullible not stupid. so.

tell her that she's pregnant because some male member of her family wanked in the shower and the sperm swam into her vagina.
No, silly, that's how God got Virgin Mary pregnant.

I need to find ways I can forget with her online
:cookieMonster: