Author Topic: loving UMBRELLA.CO  (Read 1854 times)

You are fortune's fool! (stab stab stab)
MY CARDBOARD BOX BED BLOCKS YOU.
IT HAS AGED SO HARD, IT IS AS HARD AS METAL.

MY CARDBOARD BOX BED BLOCKS YOU.
IT HAS AGED SO HARD, IT IS AS HARD AS METAL.
You're better off using ice, imo.

You're better off using ice, imo.
You know how much that stuff cost?
5 pesos
5. loving. Pesos.
Can you believe this stuff man?


Soon my fellow zombies we shall feast on the weak and young. The rivers of this world will run red. Seek your peace mortals for the year of the zombie has arisen.

WHY ART THOU MAD, ROMEO?

You know how much that stuff cost?
5 pesos
5. loving. Pesos.
Can you believe this stuff man?
Yes. It is such an incredulously outrageous price.

Yes. It is such an incredulously outrageous price.
forget I know right?
Also, Boy bawang cost 1 peso WHAT THE stuff.

Is it bad if I thought that umbrella.co was a website?

Is it bad if I thought that umbrella.co was a website?
LOL

YOUR MAKESHIFT TEEPEE WILL HELP YOU SURVIVE UP TO 2 HOURS. After that your something we call.... dead.

kthxbai

YOUR MAKESHIFT TEEPEE WILL HELP YOU SURVIVE UP TO 2 HOURS. After that your something we call.... dead.

kthxbai
MAKESHIFT TEPEE? WE LIVE UNDER THE BRIDGE, DAWG.

MAKESHIFT TEPEE? WE LIVE UNDER THE BRIDGE, DAWG.
Wouldn't that make you a troll?

*grabs a grenade, and throws it!

oh my GAWD, its not gone!

KILL IT, KILL IT WITH FIRE!!

Wouldn't that make you a troll?
OH NO
YOU JUST DISCOVERED THE SECRET OF SQUATTERS.