Naked man found eating someones face off.

[Comatose]

Oh dear god, I live less than 15 miles from where that happened.

forgetforgetforget, I gotta go make a bunker.

[Ad Bot]

[Alyx Vance]

How is she late? The article was posted today.

Uh
were you online at ALL yesterday

Beat me to it.

I read this on /v/ last night. I don't want to say it's zombies.

but it's zombies

Lol I c wut u did thar

[Aces]

"Police theorize the attacker might have been suffering from "cocaine psychosis," a drug-induced craze that bakes the body internally and often leads the affected to strip naked to try and cool off."

Just your average coke-head.

[carolcat]

Uh
were you online at ALL yesterday

My apologies for having something to do other than foruming.

[bloody jumper]

"Police theorize the attacker might have been suffering from "cocaine psychosis," a drug-induced craze that bakes the body internally and often leads the affected to strip naked to try and cool off."

Exactly. Nothing to see here folks just people wanting live out their crazy fantasies.

[Kilser]

nice

[Alyx Vance]

My apologies for having something to do other than foruming.

I was gone for almost 2 days, I came back and that was among the first things I seen.
If I can go to a party for 2 days and still find it so can you.

[carolcat]

I was gone for almost 2 days, I came back and that was among the first things I seen.
If I can go to a party for 2 days and still find it so can you.

Chances are, I'm not going to look through pages of off-topic for the morning news.

[Awdax]

I was gone for almost 2 days, I came back and that was among the first things I seen.
If I can go to a party for 2 days and still find it so can you.

>Gone two days
>Come back
>Topic active

>Doing things other than on the forums
>Topic active
>Come back
>Topic no longer active

Two different scenarios.

[Alyx Vance]

Chances are, I'm not going to look through pages of off-topic for the morning news.

Still your late either way.

>Gone two days
>Come back
>Topic active

>Doing things other than on the forums
>Topic active
>Come back
>Topic no longer active

Two different scenarios.

True true.

[carolcat]

Still your late either way.

This is the part where I get insulted for not spending all my time on the Forums and/or not paying attention to the news!

[Alyx Vance]

Looking passed the whole late thing.


ZOMBIES WOOOOOO!
Time to kick ass.

[Eluxsam]

ZOMBIES WOOOOOO!
Time to kick ass.

[Alyx Vance]

Also I should be good because I don't live near any major cities so I should be good, that and most people around here are armed to the core so I'm good.

[Big Brother]

im in the UK


nothing cool happens here


i mean the weather is pretty cold...but apart from that