Naked man found eating someones face off.

[Anti-Block]

I guess he...

ate lead.

until we get an autopsy we can not confirm the bullets were made of lead!

/jokekiller

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[Aces]

He was probably on meth, like I said.

He was on cocaine.

I hear bullet holes are slimming

He's on a lead and face diet.

[Alyx Vance]

He was probably on meth, like I said.

My dad was a meth addict for a while and he didn't try to eat anyone's face.

He was on cocaine.He's on a lead and face diet.

This.

[IkeTheGeneric]

He was on cocaine.

Or both, as far as we know.

[Alteration]

until we get an autopsy we can not confirm the bullets were made of lead!

/jokekiller

Thanks for putting a bullet in my joke, now my heart is heavy.

[Aces]

Or both, as far as we know.

He only suffered the symptom of cocaine.

If he was on meth I don't know how this would make it any worse, I'm not a drug person.

My dad was a meth addict for a while and he didn't try to eat anyone's face.
This.

Everyone reacts to drugs differently.

[Anti-Block]

He only suffered the symptom of cocaine.

the police only theorized that he was experiencing cocaine psychosis, you know.

[Alyx Vance]

Thanks for putting a bullet in my joke, now my heart is heavy.

Alterations heart: YOUR ENTIRE TEAM IS BABEES!

He only suffered the symptom of cocaine.

If he was on meth I don't know how this would make it any worse, I'm not a drug person.Everyone reacts to drugs differently.

I see.


I do know that drug users don't feel pain.

[Anti-Block]

I see.


I do know that drug users don't feel pain.

you can't say that with complete certainty. it's like saying anyone who washes their hair gets soap in their eyes.

besides, you wouldn't know this unless you had taken drugs more than one time.

[fred da kiko]

it's been a day since the guy was bitten, he isn't a zombie. there was probably a blood test on the guy who was shot, if there was some kind of virus they would have noticed.

[Alteration]

Alterations heart: YOUR ENTIRE TEAM IS BABEES!

No. :c
I was trying to do a lead pun.
Because lead is heavy.
Not TF2 heavy.
Weight heavy.

[fred da kiko]

does it say how the guy was even killed? like was it a shot to the head, did he bleed out, was he shot in the heart?

[Anti-Block]

it's been a day since the guy was bitten, he isn't a zombie. there was probably a blood test on the guy who was shot, if there was some kind of virus they would have noticed.

if anything, the government and the CDC would keep all this virus stuff on the DL, you know, panic and all that jazz.

[Aces]

the police only theorized that he was experiencing cocaine psychosis, you know.

Except they're most-likely right.

There couldn't have been any other thing that drove him to do this except being crazy or high/

[fred da kiko]

if anything, the government and the CDC would keep all this virus stuff on the DL, you know, panic and all that jazz.

if it was an issue they would have began a quarantine, they haven't. besides, the guy is still in the hospital and hasn't gone nuts.