Author Topic: Naked man found eating someones face off.  (Read 8918 times)

That's old classic zombies.

Quote from: Google
1. Originally, a snake-deity of or deriving from West Africa and Haiti.
2. A soulless corpse said to be revived by witchcraft, esp. in certain African and Caribbean religions.

Na, "classic" is still the correct definition.

in the sense that they are still people but just infected with some sort of virus.

Then you call them sick/infected, not zombie.



you were claiming this topic is about the dead coming back to life.

You're loving kidding me, right?
Man is high and eats somebody's face

you claimed this was fake

Go quote me where I said this was fake.

Yeah, thought so.

the entire joke of this topic is about zombies. not a single person in this topic actually believes there are zombies.

Well thanks for enlightening me.

consider yourself unintentionally trolled. because of your stupidity.

Sure, I'll go do that.
« Last Edit: May 27, 2012, 04:34:13 PM by Alteration »

But zombies, technicaly, are corpses reanimated by voodoo.
Quote from: Wikipedia
Sometimes they are victims of a fictional pandemic illness causing the dead to reanimate or the living to behave this way, but often no cause is given in the story.
this is what we're referring to

except for the "coming back from the dead" part

other than that,much more plausible
Except they're probably right.
The naked part is irrelevant, i'm more focusing on the face-eating part.

High people can do crazy things too.

Hell, a regular crazy person could do this (not me)

Then you call them sick/infected, not zombie.

And that's what you call being literal.

Went on website, found all sorts of crazy stuff other than the man being eaten
http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/323803

High people can do crazy things too.

Hell, a regular crazy person could do this (not me)
Like get shot 6 times and be uninfected?

Like get shot 6 times and be uninfected?
So, he's some kinda zombie because he got shot alot?

Maybe he was THAT HUNGRY, lol.

Maybe he was THAT HUNGRY, lol.

I guess he...

ate lead.

So, he's some kinda zombie because he got shot alot?

Maybe he was THAT HUNGRY, lol.
Still 6 shots and didn't even flinch. (I think it was 6)

I guess he...

ate lead.
YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Still 6 shots and didn't even flinch. (I think it was 6)
YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Wtf they didn't even say he didn't flinch.

And being shot 6 times and living doesn't make you infected, it makes you fat.

He sounds less like a zombie and more like somebody who's tweaking

Wtf they didn't even say he didn't flinch.

And being shot 6 times and living doesn't make you infected, it makes you fat.
Still, 6 times until he died.
Unless he was a 600 pound man he would feel it.


Wtf they didn't even say he didn't flinch.

And being shot 6 times and living doesn't make you infected, it makes you fat.
I hear bullet holes are slimming

Still, 6 times until he died.
Unless he was a 600 pound man he would feel it.

He was probably on meth, like I said.