oh god, twinkies, i can't even eat that frosting/filling stuff anymore ever since i got sick from eating cake, it makes me want to puke just thinking about it, and that's not even an exaggeration.
if you want to know how many preservatives are in those suckers
>get a needle
>get twinkie
>do not unwrap it
>get bullitin board
>stick twinkie on board with the pin without ripping the wrapping
>wait 4 years
it will be exactly the same all those years, twinkies never loving go bad