How do I get my bird to shut the hell up?

[Trogtor]

Ever since my brother has been gone, (Packing because my Grandpa's coming to live in our old house) my birds been yelling when ever my dad brings home chicken or I make some scrambled eggs. I'm ready to cut off his head and shove it down his throat. (I love him too much, I'm actually sort of worried. :C)

It's a parrot, if you wanna know.

[Ad Bot]

[Treynolds416]

I absorbed only two words from the OP.

Bird + Omlette
No problem here

[xxxxkill]

Eat it
Stick it in its pooper
Give it the bird

Bring your brother back, see if that changes anything.

[Trogtor]

Eat it
Stick it in its pooper
Give it the bird

Bring your brother back, see if that changes anything.

Coming back tonight, can't wait to see my grandpa :)

[HellHound]

I laughed at this.
Especially because you said the bird started yelling whenever you made eggs or there was chicken nearby lol.

[._maxwell23461_.]

say
NOTHING
like
"        "
That may shut it up

[RedGajin]

engage in loveual intercourse with it

[Trogtor]

engage in loveual intercourse with it

I might bust his star fish open

[._maxwell23461_.]

I might bust his star fish open

Are you bragging about your snake size, sir?
Cause if so, try matching it to mine. >:C

[TheABELBOTO]

spend time with them, or go to a vet to check them

[Grassy]

Are you bragging about your snake size, sir?
Cause if so, try matching it to mine. >:C

Oh my,
Good sir, I believe he ment it's star fish is tini... like this penny.

[Conservative]

I laughed at this.
Especially because you said the bird started yelling whenever you made eggs or there was chicken nearby lol.

Lol'd

I c what u did thar

[Tokerovin]

My bird is loud sometimes. I take it upstairs and make it walk all the way back down if it gets too annoying.

[._maxwell23461_.]

also @title
that's what SHE said.

[Grassy]

also @title
that's what SHE said.

burn....