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He had to kill a man called Alexander.

But Alexander was MAGIC.

As he was the king of Bitchassmondaytits.

So then Daniel went to Greenland to get a magic snake where his named was temporarily changed to Phillip

And Alexander found Daniel.

And did...

Phillip fapped his magic snake off by accident so he became a woman called Patricia.

Oh No! he thought!

So Alexander teleported daniel to his MAGIC snake

Patricia was a SHEMALE

But then Daniel/Phillip/Patricia fell into r/trees

The magic snake fapped away.

So then Patricia turned into a Statue named Stephano



Chapter 3 Bitchassmondaytits Life Story

Bitchassmondaytits set out on a quest to find the ultimate...

rooster to put in her snatch.