Author Topic: Random Magical Effect Generator  (Read 6022 times)

 Your wings, if any, both turn pale blue and then you have an incredible climax permanently.

I like this one. :D

1. It is hot and dry outside, but only for a few minutes. (but.. Arizona)
2. A torrential rain falls and then you feel your energy drained away. (does this kill me?)
3. Your tail, if any, has an climax and then you die instantly permanently.

"Your tongue becomes weaker and then you get the giggles for an hour."
"Your navel becomes electric-proof for the rest of the day. Your snake, if any, explodes."
"Your ass feels icy cold, but only for a few minutes. Your tail, if any, throbs in pain repeatedly."
"Your eyes explode for an hour."
"Your hair becomes electric-proof for the rest of the day. Your ass becomes fireproof repeatedly."
"Your ass bursts into flames."
"Your tongue screams repeatedly. Your ass shrinks twice."
"Your left foot has an climax repeatedly."
"A torrential rain falls and then you die instantly for an hour." - Wat
"Your breasts, if any, feel icy cold, but only for a few minutes."
"You turn into a mouse and then you turn into the opposite gender permanently."

"Your hair becomes electric-proof for the rest of the day. Your ass becomes fireproof repeatedly."
"Your ass bursts into flames."
"Your tongue screams repeatedly. Your ass shrinks twice."
talk about contradicting starfishs

 Your ass screams and then you are struck by lightning for an hour.

 Everybody in the room but you bleeds for an hour. Your ass enlarges.

 The sky is gray and overcast and then you turn into a mermaid repeatedly.

 You relive your worst memory. Plants wither around you.
 
A torrential rain falls and then you turn into the opposite gender for an hour.
(An hour to finger self? Sweeeet)
 
Your eyes turn blue and then you are struck by lightning, but only for a few minutes.

 It is hot and dry outside twice.

 Your eyes turn lemon yellow and then your hearing improves twice.

 The moon is full in the sky twice. There is a faint breeze.

 Your ass turns pale green and becomes electric-proof, then you become an earth (not plant) elemental.

 The temperature spikes by 40 degrees F and then you turn into a dogperson repeatedly.

 A tornado strikes for a week.

 Your left arm explodes and then your intelligence drops permanently.
Damn and damn

 Your right leg falls off for the rest of the day. Your left foot grows an identical one right next to it twice.

 An apocalyptic flaming hailstorn rends the land permanently. The temperature spikes by 40 degrees F for a week.

 You become physically stronger and then you become a plant elemental for the rest of the day.


 There is a light drizzle of rain for the rest of the day. Plants grow rapidly near you permanently.
 You have an incredible climax twice.
 You're suddenly drenched with water. The temperature spikes by 40 degrees F.
 All of your limbs burst into flames permanently.
 Your head turns red and falls off, then you turn into a mermaid.
 A king's feast appears in front of you permanently.
 You turn into a catperson and then you turn into a wolf anthro.
 Your ass grows flowers on it repeatedly.
 Your tongue turns dark crimson and falls off, then you become a centaur.
 You grow a pair of tiny useless faerie wings and then you become drunk.
 You grow a draconic, arrow-headed tail, then you are filled with arcane energies, and finally you die instantly.

1.) Your wings, if any, both turn straw yellow and then you turn into a unicorn permanently. (u bekome an orangeinal character)
2.)  You remember everything you have forgotten and then a ghostly figure walks slowly by, but only for a few minutes. (Come at me tests!)
3.)  Plants wither around you for a week.
4.) Your left arm turns black and is cured of any maladies, then you go deaf.
5.) You turn into a mouse, then you grow a pair of black dragon wings, and finally you have an incredible climax.(mouse dragon wings, wut)
6.) It begins hailing for the rest of the day. A thick fog rolls in permanently. (creepy)
7.) A thunderstorm begins out of nowhere and then you experience your worst fear. :C
8.) Your breasts, if any, enlarge repeatedly.
9.) You are struck by lightning, then you turn into a mermaid, and finally a pile of gold appears in front of you.
10.) The sky is clear and cloudless permanently. You die instantly for the rest of the day.

You die instantly for the rest of the day.
For the rest of the day! Tommorow you'll be fine.

For the rest of the day! Tommorow you'll be fine.
how reassuring, then what will happen to me tomorrow?

how reassuring, then what will happen to me tomorrow?
You will inflate for a day, then become a deity.
but then you took no course of going on, taking the risk!

Me and Kumquat were doing the game thing with the generator in steam chat.
I had the freaking longest life ever.
Like really.
It took like a half hour for me to die.


 Everybody in the room but you grows flowers on it permanently.

Whats is this sup post to mean?

1.  A torrential rain falls for an hour. You become a mouse anthro twice.
2.  It is hot and dry outside and then you feel frightened.
3.  You turn into a dog and then you lose all elemental powers (and weaknesses), if any, but only for a few minutes.
4.  Your breasts, if any, are healed of all wounds repeatedly.
5.  The temperature drops by 40 degrees F for a week. Everyone in the room becomes a teenager.
6.  Your head gains the powers of Mr. Fantastic twice.
7.  Your nose bleeds and then you become a fire elemental.
8.  Your intelligence drops and then you relive your worst memory for the rest of the day.
9.  The temperature drops by 40 degrees F for the rest of the day.
10.  You have a flashback into the nearest person's past.
11.  It is warm and misty outside. You turn into a wolf anthro, but only for a few minutes.
12.  Your teeth turn straw yellow and then you become a water/ice elemental repeatedly.
13.  Your tail, if any, enlarges, but only for a few minutes.
14.  Everybody in the room but you turns straw yellow and shrivels, then cotton plants grow from all nearby cotton.
15.  There is a sudden eclipse and then you turn into a bear.
16.  There is a light drizzle of rain twice. It is hot and dry outside permanently.
17.  Your eyes turn forest green and then you become more intelligent for a week.
18.  Your teeth turn pale green and then you become a mouse anthro.
19.  You turn into a griffin and then you become undead. (I'm not counting this as death because I'm still walking around)
20.  You feel frightened, then you punch the first person you see, and finally you turn into a mermaid.
21.  The sky is clear and cloudless for a week.
22.  There is a sudden eclipse and then you turn into the opposite gender permanently.
23.  It is warm and misty outside for a week.
24.  Your right ear grows an identical one right next to it for an hour.
25.  A veritable monsoon-like downpour begins permanently.
26.  You become inexplicably aroused, then you grow a pair of black dragon wings, and finally you turn into a unicorn.
27.  Your breasts, if any, grow fur for a week. (yep, :I)
28.  You feel your energy drained away and then a king's feast appears in front of you, but only for a few minutes.
29.  Your right ear turns blue and becomes fireproof, then you become inexplicably aroused.
30.  Your hair shrinks twice. Your ass screams for an hour. (ouch)
31.  You experience your worst fear, then you feel frightened, and finally you turn into the opposite gender. (welp, now I'm a boy again.)
32.  Your right leg enlarges repeatedly. Your mouth shrinks, but only for a few minutes.
33.  Plants grow rapidly near you and then all items and clothing in the room disappear. (I'll have the plants to hide behind then)
34.  Your wings, if any, both explode for the rest of the day.
35.  Your wings, if any, both fall out twice.
36.  A tornado strikes and then a pile of gold appears in front of you permanently.
37.  It is chilly and frosty outside twice. You experience your worst fear, but only for a few minutes.
38.  Your right leg bursts into flames for the rest of the day. Your right arm begins attacking you for a week. (Dang)
39.  You glimpse into the future, but only for a few minutes.
40.  There is an earthquake and then you feel your energy drained away twice.
41.  A torrential rain falls and then you become a centaur for the rest of the day.
42.  Your eyes turn blue and then you relive your worst memory.
43.  You become hungry, then you turn into a lizard, and finally you remember everything you have forgotten.
44.  The moon is full in the sky, but only for a few minutes. You turn into a dog twice. (cn i b teh doge twic?)
45.  Your wings, if any, both begin glowing for an hour.
46.  Local gravity reverses. The sky is gray and overcast for a week.
47.  It begins to rain. You turn into a dogperson for the rest of the day.
48.  Your left hand grows an identical one right next to it, but only for a few minutes. Your right arm becomes fireproof.
49.  The temperature drops by 40 degrees F permanently. It is warm and misty outside for the rest of the day.
50.  Your navel is cured of any maladies twice. Your left leg becomes stronger permanently.

I'm going to stop here right now.