Random Magical Effect Generator

[Cybertails1998]

Plants wither around you and then you lose all elemental powers (and weaknesses), if any.

gay

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[Tudoreleuu]

 You turn into the opposite gender for the rest of the day.

Quick, I have to take advantage and see how it is to have boobs and a vagina! gogogo

[Cybertails1998]

 It begins hailing permanently. You grow a pair of tiny useless faerie wings twice
 You laugh maniacally, then you become a water/ice elemental, and finally you turn into a bear.
 You turn into a bear for the rest of the day.
 Your hair turns lavender and falls off, then you experience the worst memory of the nearest person.
what.

 ALL OF YOUR EYES bleed for the rest of the day.
double what

[Boink!]

 Your snake, if any, turns pale blue and becomes stronger, then you turn into a lizardfolk.

[ShadowYoshi294]

The sky is clear and cloudless and then you go deaf.
Oh, cool, my favorite weather condition- AHDGSOUI MY FEAR CAME TRUE
There is a sudden eclipse and then you die instantly.
Oh, that's a pretty...*ded*
Your right hand screams for a week.
Probably the silliest one I got.

[Legodude77]

This one has to be the most cruel one yet.
 Everybody in the room but you explodes, but only for a few minutes. Your ass begins attacking you repeatedly.

[Mr Man]

This guy must get REALLY bored.

[ShadowYoshi294]

Plants wither around you repeatedly.
I never knew I smelled THAT bad. :c
You have an incredible climax repeatedly.
OOOOH BBY~
Your hearing improves twice.
Cool, now I'll be able to hear stuff at a lower volume.
Your intelligence drops repeatedly.
I suddenly don't knwo wat 1 plsu 3 si.
Your ass explodes permanently.
OH GOG THIS DIARRHEA IS POURING OUT OF MY BUTT FASTER THAN NIAGARA FALLS

[The Corporation]

 Your nose becomes stronger for a week.

Okay, that's good

 The sky is gray and overcast, but only for a few minutes.

Foreshadowing...

 You grow a pair of dragon black wings. The temperature spikes by 40 degrees F.

forget yes.

 The sun shifts to noon-high and glares brightly.

Yeeee-

 There is an earthquake twice. An apocalyptic flaming hailstorn rends the land, but only for a few minutes.

Huh, I'm above the clouds for safety

 Your eyes become feline for a week.

Okay, lets get this down.
I can fly, I've actually had experience shooting guns, and I have feline eyes.

I am motherloving Flyper


*after several unsatisfactory effects*

 You have an incredible climax for a week.

this looks nice

[Gojira]

All of your limbs become stronger for an hour.

Yaaaay

You become an electric elemental and then you relive your worst memory for an hour.

NO GOD
NO GOD PLEASE NO
NO
NO
NOOOOOOO
Oh well, at least I can zappity zap zap

Your nose shrivels and then you become drunk twice.

dus thiz meen im twice as drnk or wat

You turn into a griffin and then you laugh maniacally permanently.

the forget

Your hair grows fur and then you turn into a wolf permanently.

but hair IS fur
by the way i do NOT want to be a wolf

You are wracked with pain from head to toe permanently.

IT HUUUUURTS

Your mouth turns red and has an climax, then you turn into a snake.

what the forget is this stuff

The sky is gray and overcast and then you get a free wish.

Yay

Your right foot has an climax, but only for a few minutes.

WHAT
whatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhat
what
WHAAAAAAT

[Spectrum2]

Your breasts, if any, grow fur, but only for a few minutes.

+1?

[Spite]

" You have an incredible climax, then you become a teenager, and finally the walls bleed around you."

...

[ShadowZero]

Yeaaaaaaaah.

You can tell you typed it in, some of the words in here aren't even in the generator.

[Blockoverlord]

 You become physically stronger and then you die instantly for an hour.
ok, What the forget.

[Eluxsam]

 It begins to rain and then you die instantly.

 Your tongue begins attacking you for an hour. Your tail, if any, has an climax, but only for a few minutes.

 Your right ear turns white and becomes weaker, then you turn into a falcon.

 Your mouth gains the powers of Mr. Fantastic and then your hearing improves permanently.