Author Topic: Random Magical Effect Generator (Read 6000 times)

Talent74 · May 30, 2012, 08:24:43 PM

Everyone can read your mind permanently.

OH stuff NOOOOOOOOOOO

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ShadowYoshi294 · May 30, 2012, 08:28:25 PM

You become drunk. An apocalyptic flaming hailstorn rends the land.
*Random gibberish* Well, looks like a sunny day outside...

Skyra · May 30, 2012, 08:29:15 PM

Your eyes begin attacking you for an hour.
This makes no sense
You become a ghost, then you become a ghost, and finally you are filled with arcane energies.
I don't get it.
Your eyes explode twice.
So four explosions?
You become an air elemental. A torrential rain falls.
This is good.
Your entire body bleeds twice.
I'm dead. :(

The Corporation · May 30, 2012, 08:35:56 PM

Quote from: Legodude77 on May 29, 2012, 02:36:08 PM

This one has to be the most cruel one yet.
Everybody in the room but you explodes, but only for a few minutes. Your ass begins attacking you repeatedly.

my loving sides.

dorkdotdan · May 30, 2012, 08:40:10 PM

You have an incredible climax, then you grow a pair of tiny useless faerie wings, and finally you become inexplicably aroused.

What.

Brickmaster · May 30, 2012, 08:41:01 PM

All of your limbs turn silver and then you grow a pair of dragon wings permanently.

Cool. :D

plad101 · May 30, 2012, 08:41:29 PM

Your right arm turns dark purple and grows flowers on it, then you turn into a horse.

Of course it gives me this...

Headcrab Zombie · May 30, 2012, 08:42:28 PM

"Your right ear grows an identical one right next to it. Your left ear explodes twice."
Well I still have two ears....

"Your entire body turns blue and falls off, then you turn into a lizardfolk."
wat

.:FancyPants:. · May 30, 2012, 08:47:31 PM

You are stricken with amnesia for a week.
forget

alright that was terrible let me try again.

You die instantly permanently.
forget YOU

Blockoverlord · May 31, 2012, 08:08:07 AM

The sky is gray and overcast for the rest of the day.
Ok? great.

A thunderstorm begins out of nowhere and then you turn into a griffin.
Sounds pretty damn awesome.

It begins hailing and then spiders and centipedes crawl all over your body.
forget NO.

Local gravity reverses and then you are stricken with amnesia repeatedly.
Grunts, Grunts everywhere.

Blockoverlord · May 31, 2012, 08:08:42 AM

forget Double toast my bad, Explorer sucks ass.

ShadowYoshi294 · May 31, 2012, 08:23:47 AM

Your ass falls off.
I lol'd.

Brickmaster · May 31, 2012, 01:45:57 PM

All of your limbs become stronger permanently.

Qwepir · May 31, 2012, 01:52:24 PM

It is chilly and frosty outside permanently. You become a water/ice elemental.
I am so okay with that.

Your snake, if any, shrivels and then the walls bleed around you repeatedly.
I am considerably less okay with this.

Tingalz · May 31, 2012, 01:56:18 PM

Your snake, if any, turns pale green and bursts into flames, then you become physically stronger.
The sky is clear and cloudless and then you have an incredible climax repeatedly.
Your head turns golden and screams, then you have an incredible climax.
Your right foot grows an identical one right next to it and then you die instantly for an hour.
You die instantly for a week.
Your right foot turns beige and begins glowing, then you get a free wish.
Your tongue bleeds permanently. Your snake, if any, gains the powers of Mr. Fantastic for the rest of the day.