Oh god, zombies are coming.

[LawtyLawt]

http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html

even if it happens it wont last.

What.
No.
It will.
Consider this:
A wolf alone is no danger, however a pack of wolves are. Also consider this: In accord with what we currently have, zombies can spread their taint as quick as any viral disease.

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[RedGajin]

http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html

even if it happens it wont last.

cracked.com - number one medical source and outbreak response source

[Extrude]

That's only if they can contaminate water, or spread the virus through the air.

[Alyx Vance]

forget I'm getting my water bottle that I made about 3 days ago and doing a taste test.

I might keep a journal of it.

[Tømpson]

http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html

even if it happens it wont last.

If you read the zombie survival guide, then the virus that infects the brain wards off natural decomposition and all animal species avoid it.

[LawtyLawt]

forget I'm getting my water bottle that I made about 3 days ago and doing a taste test.

I might keep a journal of it.

Day 3: WARESHFJKSHNFKJBSKJAGAAUGAAGH

[zackin5]

cracked.com - number one medical source and outbreak response source

Cracked.com - Number one three* in keeping multiple tabs open in your browser until 11 PM

*One is TVTropes
Two is Wikipedia
Four is Atomic Rockets

[Alyx Vance]

Day 3: WARESHFJKSHNFKJBSKJAGAAUGAAGH

Day 1. Bleh I feel sick
Day 2. Bleh I feel worse
Day 3. Ssafahusfhiahfs what the asifuahsf forget
Day 4. Braaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnnsssss

[Eussorus]

zombies aren't real, only crack-heads.

[Alyx Vance]

zombies aren't real, only crack-heads.

It was nice knowing you when you get your face ripped off.




I just thought of something, what if those zombies only want to eat faces?

[Tømpson]

Alyx, if you start to have a high fever, shoot yourself in the head.

Also, if they only crave face them we will have 2X the amount of zombies on our hands.

[Eussorus]

It was nice knowing you when you get your face ripped off.




I just thought of something, what if those zombies only want to eat faces?

Well it wasn't nice knowing you. 

[LawtyLawt]

I am rescued, I give my thanks.
ALTHOUGH WHAT WAS THAT?

[Tømpson]

I'm making a wshtf kit, what do I need in it? (When stuff hits the fan)

[Alyx Vance]

Alyx, if you start to have a high fever, shoot yourself in the head.

Also, if they only crave face them we will have 2X the amount of zombies on our hands.

I'll resist if something begins happening.

I don't know if its my paranoia or what but I'm being to sweat on my face and feel weird in the stomach area..

I also have a fan on me.. help :c