Oh god, zombies are coming.

[RedGajin]

I am rescued, I give my thanks.
ALTHOUGH WHAT WAS THAT?

THROW THE TACOOOOO

[Ad Bot]

[Eussorus]

I'm making a wshtf kit, what do I need in it? (When stuff hits the fan)

Tom so we will meet up in st. louis if stuff goes down.

[LawtyLawt]

I'm making a wshtf kit, what do I need in it? (When stuff hits the fan)

Flashlights
Medical supplies
Batteries
Food
10 Bottled water
Hopefully, a pistol and some rounds

THROW THE TACOOOOO

IT DIDN'T EAT IT.
IT THREW IT BACK AT MY FACE.

[Alyx Vance]

THROW THE TACOOOOO

I was eating that!

[Eussorus]

I am going to read some back packs just incase.

[grunterdb1951]

I am in a good position if this were to happen, My grandmas, in the basement my uncle has a rifle stash for hunting. And stuff tones of ammo. And across from our house is a convenience store which sells food and such. Behind the counter they have a shotgun, baseball bat and a pistol. Down a ways there is a gas station I can hold up in. Of course I would need to gather a posse so my family (Or as much as we can get in our family.) We could then take the rest of the buildings and make a settlement...

[LawtyLawt]

I am going to read some back packs just incase.

BACKPACK READING PROGRESS:
98%

[Alyx Vance]

I am in a good position if this were to happen, My grandmas, in the basement my uncle has a rifle stash for hunting. And stuff tones of ammo. And across from our house is a convenience store which sells food and such. Behind the counter they have a shotgun, baseball bat and a pistol. Down a ways there is a gas station I can hold up in. Of course I would need to gather a posse so my family (Or as much as we can get in our family.) We could then take the rest of the buildings and make a settlement...

Man you are lucky.

I'm in a basement and all but my only weapon is a few pocket knifes and a couple of baseball bats.

Got to improvise...

[LawtyLawt]

Man you are lucky.

I'm in a basement and all but my only weapon is a few pocket knifes and a couple of baseball bats.

Got to improvise...

Get some duct tape, and combine them to create the "KNIVEY BASEBALL BAT".

[Bisjac]

http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html

lol so funny

[RedGajin]

http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html

late

[Alyx Vance]

Get some duct tape, and combine them to create the "KNIVEY BASEBALL BAT".

Genius, now to find the tape...


Well I'm going to finish drinking this weird water, I'll give updates on what happens and if its really forgeted up or just weird tasting atm.

[Tømpson]

Alright, here are a few rules to survive: Get a accurate rifle, 100 - 300 rounds, depending on the caliber or millimeter. Fill a bathtub with water, turn off the lights, get some canned food, get a machete, crowbar, or ax, get upstairs, cut your long hair down, keep the radio on low volume, and wait it out, keep at least one person on guard at all times.  Once you are sure it is going down, demolish the staircase.

[grunterdb1951]

Man you are lucky.

I'm in a basement and all but my only weapon is a few pocket knifes and a couple of baseball bats.

Got to improvise...

Get Get some lawn mower blades wooden baseball bat, cut in between at the blunt of the bat and drill in the lawn mower blades into the shape of a an arrow head. And make a dead rising 2 unrealistic weapon :D

[Alyx Vance]

Just drank the rest of that cup of weird tasting water.

And yes that cup of water and that bottle of 3 day old water had 2 discrete taste.

Bottle had a clean taste, cup had a bad taste.