Oh god, zombies are coming.

[Donro98]

forget forget forget. I always hated the idea of zombies. If this is real, I am definitely killing myself.

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[LawtyLawt]

Before I die I might let out all of my secrets so I can die knowing I didn't hold anything back.

And if I feel like a zombie I'll tell you..

As of now I am craving sandwiches, meat and cheese sandwiches.

Put your meat on that sandwich and feed it to your dog.
That way, she'll know your feelings for her/him.

[Tømpson]

Before I die I might let out all of my secrets so I can die knowing I didn't hold anything back.

And if I feel like a zombie I'll tell you..

As of now I am craving sandwiches, meat and cheese sandwiches.

If you have a fever, and start to go into a coma, shoot yourself.

[Alyx Vance]

My eye itches now..


Fuuuuuck... Don't touch tap water..

[Bravo]

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[Deadzone]

My eye itches now..


Fuuuuuck... Don't touch tap water..

Boil the water first; that's what I always do. You silly, silly billy.

[Tømpson]

forget forget forget. I always hated the idea of zombies. If this is real, I am definitely killing myself.

Upside: relive stress by hearing skulls smash and bodies drop at the sound of a gunshot.
Downside: You no longer have the comfort of living in a modern society with food and medical care readily available.

[LawtyLawt]

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[Alyx Vance]

Boil the water first; that's what I always do. You silly, silly billy.

Already drank it all.

Now telling results as time goes by

[Deadzone]

Already drank it all.

Now telling results as time goes by

Piss it out, and drink it again. If you need a boost of protein and some relaxation, fap an den eat.

[Eussorus]

I have gathered somethings for the time being

-2 backpacks
backpack 1 - 4 bottled waters, 3 canned food, and a butch knife in this little poutch.
backpack 2 - sunblock, 2 bottles waters, 2 canned food, a pocked knife.
-a belt
on belt - a knife, one of my back packs hang off the right side, a canteen filled with water, and another knife on my front side.
a holster for my baseball bat.

and I will be holding my crap .22 in my hands with 7 bullets( have no idea what kind ) in this small pouch on the gun.

pretty suited for now I guess.

also i am only 14 but if a zombie comes in my house, I will beat the forget out of it, get my grand mother up and I will drive us to st. louis to meet up with tom.

[Alyx Vance]

Piss it out, and drink it again. :/

I might want to get it all out to be honest...

[LawtyLawt]

Piss it out, and drink it again. If you need a boost of protein and some relaxation, fap an den eat.

[RedGajin]

I have gathered somethings for the time being

-2 backpacks
backpack 1 - 4 bottled waters, 3 canned food, and a butch knife in this little poutch.
backpack 2 - sunblock, 2 bottles waters, 2 canned food, a pocked knife.
-a belt
on belt - a knife, one of my back packs hang off the right side, a canteen filled with water, and another knife on my front side.
a holster for my baseball bat.

and I will be holding my crap .22 in my hands with 7 bullets( have no idea what kind ) in this small pouch on the gun.

pretty suited for now I guess.

also i am only 14 but if a zombie comes in my house, I will beat the forget out of it, get my grand mother up and I will drive us to st. louis to meet up with tom.

i really hope you are joking

[Bravo]

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