the mid-thanksgiving day game

[TheABELBOTO]

(forget, its to late, oh well)
anyway, its pretty simple, add something to the "mid-thanksgiving day" table, BUT, it can't be a COMPLETE ITEM
example:
don't say: i have a sandwich
instead: i have half of a sandwich

ok, i'll go first:

here, i have a half empty bag of doritos

gogogogogo!

[Ad Bot]

[Sami2ss]

i have half of nothing

[Eluxsam]

I have the other half of OPs brain

[Gojira]

I have half of OP's girlfriend.
The good half.

[Boston Terrier]

I have 9999/10000 of the Op's dog.
To keep as a pet
It's not the complete doge

[TheABELBOTO]

I have the other half of OPs brain

actually, i have a halve of a cow brain, fried

I have half of OP's girlfriend.
The good half.

i don't really have one....

i have half of nothing

oh god lol

[TheABELBOTO]

I have 9999/10000 of the Op's dog.
To keep as a pet
It's not the complete doge

what is 1/10000 you don't have?

[Alyx Vance]

I have half a peanut butter sandwich

[TheABELBOTO]

I have half a peanut butter sandwich

good, we have a brain that isn't mine, nothing, and a doge, looks like we need an asian (no im kidding)
AND half of a pbg sandvich

[TheABELBOTO]

ok, i got a table from a flea market, without the glass cups that come with it, though.

[Club559]

I have half of negative 3/4s divided by a half.

[BanishedLetters]

I have half a computer.

[TheABELBOTO]

I have half of negative 3/4s divided by a half.

I have half a computer.

dammit guys, you can't eat that!

[Club559]

dammit guys, you can't eat that!

I can insert my half-equation into half-computer, press half-button and get half-bacon.

[TheABELBOTO]

I can insert my half-equation into half-computer, press half-button and get half-bacon.

bacon, then, i'll take dat!