Go to page 45 in the book nearest to you.

[RedGajin]

well helooooo SI:S edition

[Ad Bot]

[LOL :D]

"We thanked Ariel for everything she had done for us."
o_o

[Pitbull]

hote but I call bullstuff

It's my berk.

[Racerboy]

"A couple of years after we moved into the house, something very frightening happened." (Stein 45)

 

[Dimitry]

"Cleaning up is the worst part of the job"
Lold'

[Flubbman]

"Then grandma gave us a kiss, which smelled like her talcum powder."

[Jdawg]

"Egad! Do my eyes decieve me, or do I spy that infernal hedgehog's bratty apprentice?"
Lolwut
Sonic the Hedgehog comic book. :L

[Kochieboy]

"Chavez awoke with the headache that accompanies initial exposure to a thin atmosphere, the sort that begins just behind the eyes and radiates around the circumference of one's head." - Quote from Tom Clancy's "Clear and Present Danger".

forget...

[Skateaton 2.0]

Any soldier worth his stuff will tell you: You think there's something bigger then you out there, you loving well keep you head down and hope it doesn't notice.

...
WAT.

[Katadeus]

"In England, we probably wouldn't be able to pull this off."

Ahaha

[Man 2]

"Because every young lady needs a place for her secret things," she had said.

[Ector]

*picks up a book with a collection of H.P. Lovecraft stories in it*
OH BOY HERE WE GO
"But more ghastly and terrible still was the slowness of my progress"
huh, not bad

[fred da kiko]

"opened in 1928 and listed on Atlanta's registry of historic buildings, the Varsity (above left) sells more Coca-Cola than any other single outlet in the world, and its 200 employees serve up two miles of hot dogs a day."

[Jetlok]

"I... I've killed two people..."
O BBY

[fred da kiko]

"I... I've killed two people..."
O BBY

hote