Author Topic: Further proof Fox News is the stufftiest news outlet in the world (Read 1002 times)

SeventhSandwich · May 31, 2012, 06:01:30 PM

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/05/30/powerful-flame-cyberweapon-tied-to-powerfully-angry-birds/

In case you want a summary, Fox is saying that this, "Flame" malware that media sources have been generating too much hype for the last few days, is related to Angry Birds because it's coded in LUA.

They also call it, "gamer code".

I know this is fairly obvious that Fox is a stuffty news source, but this is the stupidest thing I have ever read in my life.

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BanishedLetters · May 31, 2012, 06:03:00 PM

Please god no.

Not Fox news D:

I'm having a huge mental debate now on whether to click that link and listen to blathering idiots or go off of the summary.

Eussorus · May 31, 2012, 06:03:40 PM

Yeah, fox news always was filled with a bunch of idiots.

Also, they're making a movie about angry-birds, it's loving stupid.

SeventhSandwich · May 31, 2012, 06:04:11 PM

I like how they call it the most, "Sophisticated cyber weapon found to date" and describe it with arbitrary relations like, "twenty times bigger than other cyberbombs".

RedGajin · May 31, 2012, 06:04:18 PM

Wait what the hell, did I miss something? Not once to the mention Angry Birds in the actual article, save for the title and a brief mention in the beginning.

aludane · May 31, 2012, 06:04:32 PM

It's also related to WoW and Garry's Mod then.

Dumb Fox News.

Mr. Jelly · May 31, 2012, 06:04:37 PM

Relevant to Fox sucking testicles of a large circumference

or not since the link in the thread died

Zloff · May 31, 2012, 06:04:53 PM

MaroonCacti · May 31, 2012, 06:20:40 PM

>take picture of angry birds
>take picture of garrysmod console
>circle flame_prop
>saying flame is a cyberbomb
>seriously.png
>know your internet

johnnyboy · May 31, 2012, 06:28:17 PM

fox is so stupid it loving hurts

dorkdotdan · May 31, 2012, 06:29:50 PM

Stossel is the only show on fox I watch.

Mr. Jelly · May 31, 2012, 06:30:42 PM

My dad once said that Bill O'Reilly is very intelligent

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztVMib1T4T4

Night Fox · May 31, 2012, 06:33:36 PM

what
what the forget

sometimes I think that Fox News' main goal is to confuse every stupid person in the united states

BanishedLetters · May 31, 2012, 06:34:41 PM

Quote from: Night Fox on May 31, 2012, 06:33:36 PM

sometimes I think that Fox News' main goal is to confuse every stupid person in the united states

Fox News IS confused stupid people.

Menen · May 31, 2012, 06:36:50 PM

Fox News is ran by old idiots what do you expect?