Make a random disease

[Brian Smithers]

Vaginital Mucus Clogging
When your vaginal mucus gets clogged in your vagina

Cure: Incest

[Ad Bot]

[plad101]

tempted to make one about bronies.

Bronyitis

Unexplained disease in which the victim will become a fan of My Littl Pony.

Cure: WATCH ACTION MOVIES U pusillanimous individual LOL

Disclaimer: This is a joke. Some of you bronies honestly can't take a joke, so this is here in case for some reason I start a stuffstorm by accident.

ponitis

disease that grown men/teenagers get where they like to watch my little pony

Yep.

[Darksaber530]

Banitus

You emit a strong pheremone that compells other people around you to ban you from their server for no reason.

Cure: none

[Mister Cheese]

Pervitus

A disease in which the victim becomes extremely perverted. Blockland forums has become completely infected by this disease.

Cure: fap 

[Fracture]

Vaginaitus

A male will grow vaginas, along with other femle organs in random places in his body.

No Cure.

[RedGajin]

friend
effect: friend
cure: friend

[_Rave_]

Cooties

You break out in a terrible rash and your snake falls off.

Cure:
Isolate yourself from contact with females for 13 days.

[Fireboy]

zombie virus!!!!!!
efect: u becom zombie
cure: only i kno it!!

[LOL :D]

Jackasses

Your ass falls off after motion sickness, throwing up blood, and serious coughing.

Cure: Surgery

[JPSC]

 

you 

Cure: 

[John Freeman]

Tulpa
You really think your imaginary friend is real, and go insane.

[Kilser]

KILSURM.
makes your very parinoid.
very loveual.
only cure is to enjoy our life.

[CreamTurk3y]

FrekSticks syndrome

Makes you very horny for the opposite gender of your liking.
If you are bi, you will die.

Cure. Force yourself to have love with the gender of your liking.

[Morpheus]

Facebook
Effects:Every post is about how bad you have it or truth is.
Cure:N/A

[setro2]

spammyspamspamitus
Disease: Makes you want to spam every brick in Blockland.
Cure: Get banned from every server.