Make a random disease

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

Second-Stomachitus
Disease :You grow a second stomach from whatever, you can get fatter now fatty!
Cure : Surgery.

[Ad Bot]

[Specever]

ADHD
It's fake.
There can't be a cure to something that isn't real.

[Kevso]

gaidies

effect: you are gay, and wanna do priests.

cure: Eat a priest.

[Clone v.117]

Phallus McShrinkus.

Fairly self explanatory.

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

Virginity
Effect : You're a virgin.
Cure : love.
 

[fred da kiko]

brown town inverection

your erection goes backwards and out of your ass

cure, stick in in your pooper.

[camo66510]

asscheekssurebeetches

cure: love

[Kingdaro]

thesialiaminomoriunious syndresioma

the inability to diagnose diseases

[GEN.Fire Bird]

Name: Oubliette Paralysis

Effects: Paralysis of the eye-lids and mouth

Cure: life long, monthly, painful injections into the spine and chest.

[HellsSpot]

trollpeptis