Zombies happened again

[Bisjac]

copy paste from another forum

4-17-2012 - Man tried to bite another man, was stun gunned
http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Police-Investigate-After-Naked-Man-Shot-With-Stun-Gun-Dies-147758165.html

5-02-2012 - Man bites girlfriends lips off
http://www.8newsnow.com/story/18044117/man-accused-of-biting-the-lip-of-ex-girlfriend

5-03-2012 - Man bites off another mans ear in bar fight
http://www.deadlinenews.co.uk/2012/05/03/thug-ate-victims-ear-following-bar-brawl/

5-06-2012 - Man kills wife, eats her forearm and dies
http://www.news.com.au/world/man-who-ate-wifes-forearm-dies/story-fn6sb9br-1226348236262

5-18-2012 - Woman bites mans ear, stabs him with seashell
http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Woman-Attacks-Man-with-Seashell-Bites-Ear-Cops-152017175.html

5-21-2012 - Police: Man bites woman's cheek in Westchester
http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester

5-23-2012 - Cops: Man bites off tip of cousin's nose
http://www.fox5sandiego.com/news/kswb-cops-man-bites-off-tip-of-cousins-nose-during-drunken-fight-20120523,0,3177396.story

5-25-2012 - Woman attacked, cut, bitten by six women in Annapolis
http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/bs-md-ar-stabbing-annapolis-20120525,0,3777053.story

5-26-2012 - Naked Man Eating Victim's Face Shot And Killed By Police
http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/27/2819885/investigation-continues-into.html

5-27-2012 - Crazed Florida doctor facing charges for spitting blood on troopers during DUI arrest
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/crazed-florida-doctor-facing-charges-spitting-blood-troopers-dui-arrest-video-article-1.1085311

5-29-2012 - Police: Hackensack man stabbed himself and threw intestines at officers
http://www.northjersey.com/news/Hackensack_man_stabs_self_throws_intenstines_at_police.html

5-30-2012 - Swedish doctor cuts wife's lips off and ate them
http://www.dailystar.com.lb/News/International/2012/May-31/175247-professor-accused-of-cutting-off-wifes-lips-and-eating-them.ashx#axzz1wRAyJH8L

5-30-2012 - Chinese cannibal arrested for 20+ murders
http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/05/30/cannibal-monster-arrested-in-china/

5-31-2012 - Manhunt in Canada for man who dismembered/cannibalized/committed love acts on another man
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2012/05/30/torso-found-in-trash-in-montreal-body-suitcase-suspect-id_n_1555374.html

5-31-2012 - San Antonio woman kills 3 week old son, beheads him & eats his brain <-
http://www.emirates247.com/offbeat/mother-beheads-infant-son-eats-part-of-his-brain-2012-05-31-1.460996

5-31-2012 - Maryland man charged with killing, eating man's brain, heart
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/31/maryland-man-charged-with-killing-eating-man-brain-heart/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+foxnews%2Fnational+%28Internal+-+US+Latest+-+Text%29

5-24-2012 - Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/24/aloveual-mao-sugiyama-cooks-serves-own-genitals_n_1543307.html

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[Eussorus]

it's not a loving zombie.

[John Freeman]

it's not a loving zombie.

it might be a tumor

[Bisjac]

it's not a loving zombie.

well since there is no such thing as a zombie, and even the modern zombies in games and movies have nothing in common with the classic "real" ones anymore.

we can claim these are all zombies and not really be wrong.

[Awdax]

it's not a loving zombie.

Correct, it's zombies! 

[Harm94]

This stuff happens everyday. The media is just taking advantage of this by making you think a zombie outbreak is on the rise.

[Shadowed999]

Left 4 Dead?

Meth 4 Hearts?

[TeslaCoil]

"Gots me some KFC" ~ Man that ate roommate

[Narkro555]

Every time I see an article like this I want to play Left 4 Dead again.