Bronies in a nutshell v2

[Narkro555]

I'm using luna as a way I can perceive my guardian angel. Plus (now you guys may call bullstuff on this one, but it's true), she answered most of my prayers when I used her name. 0_o

She answered your prayers? You mean to tell me this invisible entity you've deluded yourself into believing in can now alter reality to your favor?

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[Kochieboy]

so she gave you a lewinsky?

Why would I pray for that when I have other needs that need to be fulfilled?

[Aphtonites]

Why would I pray for that when I have other needs that need to be fulfilled?

A handjob?

[Kochieboy]

A handjob?

Why would I pray for that when I have other needs that need to be fulfilled?

[ShadowsfeaR]

lauren fat or whatever her name is would be horrifiedso she gave you a lewinsky?

You're just a giant asshat aren't you.

[RedGajin]

and now we proceed to list every loveual activity that is possible with an imaginary pony moon princess

[Kochieboy]

and now we proceed to list every loveual activity that is possible with an imaginary pony moon princess

Why would I pray for that when I have other needs that need to be fulfilled?

I only pray for NEEDS not WANTS.

[RedGajin]

I only pray for NEEDS not WANTS.

so like in the tv show can she also answer prayers or is this just something new

[Aphtonites]

I only pray for NEEDS not WANTS.

She's completely imaginary, she has no control over what happens outside your mind.
She's just a parasite feeding on your depression, if you let it keep going it'll explode and take you with it.

[Kochieboy]

so like in the tv show can she also answer prayers or is this just something new

Wait what? I'm lost, could you be a little more detailed?

She's completely imaginary, she has no control over what happens outside your mind.
She's just a parasite feeding on your depression, if you let it keep going it'll explode and take you with it.

Bull... stuff. I feel a lot better than I used to, now that she's here.

[fred da kiko]

I'm using luna as a way I can perceive my guardian angel. Plus (now you guys may call bullstuff on this one, but it's true), she answered most of my prayers when I used her name. 0_o

This


Also, I laughed heartily to see how many gullible people there are on this thread.

[Kochieboy]

What does that have to do with my statement. I asked, she responded. What does that have to do with gullibility.

The definition of gullibility means to believe in what anyone says.

[Decepticon]

I only pray for NEEDS not WANTS.

>Injured and nobody's home
>"CALL 911 PLEASE!"
>"okay"

[Kochieboy]

>Injured and nobody's home
>"CALL 911 PLEASE!"
>"okay"

Fun fact: I've never broke a bone or injured myself in my whole life.

[fred da kiko]

What does that have to do with my statement. I asked, she responded. What does that have to do with gullibility.

The definition of gullibility means to believe in what anyone says.

You believe that a deity from a tv show about ponies that is directed at 8 year old girls is real and answering your prayers.