Storytime V2

[grunterdb1951]

stares at a picture of a girl in a blue dress, not blinking what so ever suddenly a...

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[Dimitry]

Flying richard from Storytime V1 flew in and knocked him out.

[Moppy]

But then a missle headed right at them both.
So they....

[Dimitry]

Well Phshizzle was knocked out so he died. But little alien clones started emerging from his left jeans pocket.

[Chrono]

chaptar 3eth:

He woke up in doctored table from horrible dream nightmares.

Once was a doctor was stared at him very vivid. Doctored said your state was "very affecting story on readers"

Once phshizzle recovered from the attack, the words in the story became clear again. "Where am I?" he asked.

The doctor said to him "...

[Dimitry]

"I'm sorry, you've lost your virginity. we tried to recover it, but it ran away too fast. It just.. Oh wow. I don't know what to say."

[pecon98]

"We also had to replace your heart with a baked potato. You have 5 seconds left to live".

[Chrono]

"I have to find her!"

and he lept up from the table in search of his cat Virginity.

5 seconds later...

[Dimitry]

He exploded.

INTO A FLYING MP3 PLAYER THAT SHOT TOOTHPICKS AT THE DOCTOR AND KILLED HIM.

[Chrono]

the doctor was dead, and phshizzle the flying mp3 player went to search for...

[Dimitry]

A set of headphones.

[Chrono]

he came to a grocery store, which does not have headphones. he went into the potato chip isle and asked a dog if there were any headphones nearby, for...

[pecon98]

him to EAT.

[Dimitry]

He flew to
A local radio shack store. While he was there, he subscribed his TV to Magic Jack, that's only (Icantremembber) $ a month! "Holy stuff!" He said, and flew out the garbage disposal, where the dog was actually sleeping.

[Chrono]

he shouted through his bad quality built-in speaker to awaken the dog

"do you want tv man?"

and the dog finally responded "no there's no headphones here sorry"