Author Topic: Storytime V2 (Read 1004 times)

Dimitry · June 04, 2012, 11:49:26 PM

We all know the game, if you don't I aint gotta explain shiz.

Once there was a man named phshizzle. One day he went out to get the mail when suddenly...

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MrMcCakey · June 04, 2012, 11:50:52 PM

a nice man walked up to him and said
"forget ponies"
phshizzle proceeded to...

Alyx Vance · June 04, 2012, 11:51:06 PM

slap a hoe and

Dimitry · June 04, 2012, 11:53:14 PM

after that, he got the mail. His monthly research had arrived.

Moppy · June 04, 2012, 11:54:32 PM

He then proceeded to burn it, as someone was coming.
It was...

grunterdb1951 · June 04, 2012, 11:55:47 PM

ronald mcdonald but he had something long purple and thick in his hand It was..

Alyx Vance · June 04, 2012, 11:56:46 PM

a big pole that was actually a

Chrono · June 04, 2012, 11:57:41 PM

vertical impulse beacon...

ronald placed it on the ground and it emitted INFINITE DOUBLE CHEESE BURGERS

Dimitry · June 04, 2012, 11:59:11 PM

Then ronald drove away.

o lol bandwidth.

Chrono · June 04, 2012, 11:59:39 PM

phshizzle did not want to upgrade to pro so he...

MrMcCakey · June 04, 2012, 11:59:57 PM

picked up a cheeseburger and started to eat it
cept he was unlucky and it contained a...

grunterdb1951 · June 05, 2012, 12:00:31 AM

vial with HIV infected blood.

Dimitry · June 05, 2012, 12:01:21 AM

He drank it anyway. He poured it all over his body, as if he was taking a cold shower. What a madman the neighbor lady had thought. She kept mowing the lawn, for some apparent reason she escaped the kitchen.

grunterdb1951 · June 05, 2012, 12:03:59 AM

Chapter 2: HI- What?!

phshizzle woke up in boxers and wearing a bunny mask, and looked to a man in a thong whose wearing a tophat he then proceeds to...

pecon98 · June 05, 2012, 12:05:38 AM

walk away and phshizzle makes a great escape from the mysterious scene!

Meanwhile, he...