ofishul cat lege

[Yuggoth]

WHAT IS HAPPENING?

RIZE OF CATZ
WE MUST STOP THEM
KIM JONG KITTY IS VARY POWERFUL AN WILL EXTINKT DOGZ

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[Moppy]

RIZE OF CATZ
WE MUST STOP THEM
KIM JONG KITTY IS VARY POWERFUL AN WILL EXTINKT DOGZ

QUICK EVERYONE!
GET A DOG AVATAR TO REPEL THE CATS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

[Yuggoth]

QUICK EVERYONE!
GET A DOG AVATAR TO REPEL THE CATS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

OUR FORSES GROW EVAR STRONGIR!!!

[Watcher In The Myst]

-claw-

wat u forgot it that DOGS CANT EAT CAROTES THEYLL DIE THER CARNIVORERS
also CATS AR ASWESOME AND WE HAV RESERCH INT TO TOMATES (which we can eat becux we omnivore mater ricae)

so SUK ON OUR TOMATOS

[Yuggoth]

wat u forgot it that DOGS CANT EAT CAROTES THEYLL DIE THER CARNIVORERS
also CATS AR ASWESOME AND WE HAV RESERCH INT TO TOMATES (which we can eat becux we omnivore mater ricae)

so SUK ON OUR TOMATOS

u r rong! we dogz hav stoleded your TOMATO SUPPLIES AN YOUR CARROT DNA

[Mister Cheese]

I nominate this game for the top "Thread that participated in Off Topic" category of the Best threads or posts of 2012 :P

[Shell]

u r rong! we dogz hav stoleded your TOMATO SUPPLIES AN YOUR CARROT DNA

wo...... that's mean

[Watcher In The Myst]

mr fluffy, deliver ur specch

: yes sir

I'm sorry but I don't want to be an Emperor, that's not my business. I don't want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone if possible, Jew, gentile, black man, white. We all want to help one another, human beings are like that. We all want to live by each other's happiness, not by each other's misery. We don't want to hate and despise one another. In this world there is room for everyone and the earth is rich and can provide for everyone.
The way of life can be free and beautiful. But we have lost the way.

Greed has poisoned men's souls, has barricaded the world with hate;
has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed.

We have developed speed but we have shut ourselves in:
machinery that gives abundance has left us in want.
Our knowledge has made us cynical,
our cleverness hard and unkind.
We think too much and feel too little:
More than machinery we need humanity;
More than cleverness we need kindness and gentleness.

Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost.

The aeroplane and the radio have brought us closer together. The very nature of these inventions cries out for the goodness in men, cries out for universal brotherhood for the unity of us all. Even now my voice is reaching millions throughout the world, millions of despairing men, women and little children, victims of a system that makes men torture and imprison innocent people. To those who can hear me I say "Do not despair".

The misery that is now upon us is but the passing of greed, the bitterness of men who fear the way of human progress: the hate of men will pass and dictators die and the power they took from the people, will return to the people and so long as men die [now] liberty will never perish. . .

Soldiers: don't give yourselves to brutes, men who despise you and enslave you, who regiment your lives, tell you what to do, what to think and what to feel, who drill you, diet you, treat you as cattle, as cannon fodder.

Don't give yourselves to these unnatural men, machine men, with machine minds and machine hearts. You are not machines. You are not cattle. You are men. You have the love of humanity in your hearts. You don't hate, only the unloved hate. Only the unloved and the unnatural. Soldiers: don't fight for slavery, fight for liberty.

In the seventeenth chapter of Saint Luke it is written:
- "The kingdom of God is within man"
Not one man, nor a group of men, but in all men; in you, the people.

You the people have the power, the power to create machines, the power to create happiness. You the people have the power to make life free and beautiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure. Then in the name of democracy let's use that power, let us all unite. Let us fight for a new world, a decent world that will give men a chance to work, that will give you the future and old age and security. By the promise of these things, brutes have risen to power, but they lie. They do not fulfil their promise, they never will. Dictators free themselves but they enslave the people. Now let us fight to fulfil that promise. Let us fight to free the world, to do away with national barriers, do away with greed, with hate and intolerance. Let us fight for a world of reason, a world where science and progress will lead to all men's happiness.

Soldiers! In the name of democracy: let us all unite!

also dogs suck

[Aide33]

cna i b teh kat?

[LOL :D]

[Yuggoth]

wo...... that's mean

it wus for riteous coz... we dogz dont liek violince

[johnnyboy]

[Yuggoth]

u r very funy an muss do stand ^ f4 doge solders

[Moppy]

DEPLOY COUNTER SPEECH!
Hello Blockland!
 Who takes the Forums takes the Universe.
 But bad news everyone. 'Cause guess who! Hah!
 Listen, you lot, you're all whizzing about. It's really very distracting.
 Could you all just stay still a minute because I. AM. TYPING!
 Now, the question of the hour is, who's got the Forums.
 Answer: We do. Next question: Who's coming to take it from us?
 Come on! Look at us! No plan, no back-up, no weapons worth a damn, oh, and something else.
 We don't have anything to lose. So if you're sitting up there in your silly little bedroom with all your silly little computers and you've got any plans on taking the Forums tonight, just remember who's standing in your way!
 Remember! Every black day we ever stopped you! And then! And then!
 Do the smart thing! Let somebody else try first.

[LOL :D]

-charlie chaplin speech-

:) I'm glad you posted that.