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Liquor is awful? Thats pusillanimous individual talk. All beer tastes like piss water. Even cheap vodka is better by a mile

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Liquor is awful? Thats pusillanimous individual talk. All beer tastes like piss water. Even cheap vodka is better by a mile
lmao forget you guys

i take shots but they still suck.  i spent a night drinking vodka straight from the personal with no chaser.

besides, when you drink liquor you're more likely to puke

lmao forget you guys

i take shots but they still suck.  i spent a night drinking vodka straight from the personal with no chaser.

besides, when you drink liquor you're more likely to puke
Even getting close to puking with any alcohol means you're doing it wrong.

Even getting close to puking with any alcohol means you're doing it wrong.
yeah i know.  buzzed is best because you still have your head but you're looser and more charismatic.  i get it

Yeah the first thing that comes to my mind when getting drunk is to post about it on the internet.  I'll be so cool.

Liquor is awful? Thats pusillanimous individual talk. All beer tastes like piss water. Even cheap vodka is better by a mile
omfg qft
i would rather drink wine than beer and wine is incredibly feminine and dilute.

omfg qft
i would rather drink wine than beer and wine is incredibly feminine and dilute.
Wine is between 9 and 15% ABV which is more alcoholic than beer or those fruity malt drinks. This is why one glass of wine is considered to be an equivalent amount of alcohol as one bottle beer even though the bottle of beer is larger than a properly portioned glass of wine.

For example, most of the ales I've ordered have been served in a stemless brandy snifter, which is basically an oversized wine glass. One beer fills the glass about 1 and a half times. An equivalent serving of wine might fill between half and a third of the glass.

Wine isn't particularly feminine either, I know a lot of people who drink wine. Really the only drinks considered particularly feminine anymore are fruity mixed drinks - and there's even exceptions to that. You might get some raised eyebrows if you ordered an appletini but ordering a margarita would be normal. I couldn't really tell you how you can tell, it's just kind of intuition. I suspect it has to do with the ratio of alcohol to fruit syrup.

In any case, assigning gender to beverages is a very silly concept.

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if i was to ever drink wine in public here in the sunshine coast, ausfailia, i would probably get mauled by people for being a poofter!

plus i don't really like the taste of many wines either so its not exactly my fancy.

but it is more dilute than vodka and scotch and more dense liquors yes

^^Unless it's a pink drink, then stay away from it

i'd probably be okay with it if it wasn't crappy beer.

also the raw stupidity of the op, in all of its unreadable glory.

imo liquor tastes like stuff
no point in drinking it
wine is loving awesome when it's good quality.

imo liquor tastes like stuff
no point in drinking it
wine is loving awesome when it's good quality.
wine is really bland unless you get the rich white people stuff that costs like $300 dollars, which is stupid and only rich white people and lesbians would buy it


A drunk person wouldn't be posting complete, almost sense-making posts, they would be typing random stuff.

Like so:


so i ass titted your carpet and forget eight number chair and routers mice paper dog
You've never been drunk, obviously.

wine is really bland unless you get the rich white people stuff that costs like $300 dollars, which is stupid and only rich white people and lesbians would buy it
nonsense

my parents let me drink wine with dinner sometimes and it's good.  it's a pinot grigio from california, it's $20-something dollars, and it's very good

so i ass titted your carpet and forget eight number chair and routers mice paper dog
you've never been drunk