So I have a crush on this 1 girl...

[Boink!]

give her free barbie dolls, and you'll be okay 

[Ad Bot]

[wound]

give her free barbie dolls, and you'll be okay 

well they are eleven so that works lol.

[Måster Blåster]

I have a crush too.

Don't expect to pop a boner.

[Boink!]

well they are eleven so that works lol.

Exactly.

[Jetlok]

ok kid, here's all the advice you will need:

Do you.

i don't think masturbati-

masturbate?

FUEAHFRFAUUARHAU

[Bisjac]

in my day, we had crushes on dozens of girls.

it greatly upped the odds

[Clone v.117]

in my day, we had jizzed on dozens of girls.

it greatly upped the odds

[_Rave_]

i don't think masturbati-FUEAHFRFAUUARHAU

"do you" = "be yourself" but it doesn't sound as gay

[Comatose]

ignore her, all teenage/ child love relationships wind up 75% off a break up, it's the facts, plus, you can't impress a pretty girl, not possible, its all about you being her bitch.

75% of all statistics are made up on the spot. Where the hell did you get your statistic?

[Zaure]

75% of all statistics are made up on the spot. Where the hell did you get your statistic?

No. You are clearly wrong, based on statistics 62.38% of statistics are made up and of those 62.38% only 2.52% are correct.

[Socky]

No. You are clearly wrong, based on statistics 62.38% of statistics are made up and of those 62.38% only 2.52% are correct.

72.81% of this post is correct.

[RedGajin]

72.81% of this post is correct.

70% of the time, it works everytime

[Muffinmix]

Eat more. Go to a gym. Lift all the weight. Get huge.

Then you get to go out with anyone you want, or at least forget em if they're already in a relationship.

[Clone v.117]

70% of the time, it works everytime

That is 14% incorrect.