Author Topic: Listen up, Atheists.  (Read 4653 times)

OP is stupid, and we haven't learned anything. Can we once again back away on this front and agree to disagree?

OP is trolling. Anyways, sure why not

So that first quote is severely handicapped and completely ass backwards.  Science is in fact about accepting uncertainty and working ourselves to obtain a mutual understanding, while religion believes itself to be 100% accurate and uncompromising.  Two scientists argue about the true nature of light?  You end up with them working together to create the wave-particle duality theory.  But an argument about the true nature of god?  You get crusades, religious terrorism, and all the wonderful stuff that religion seems to cause when people don't agree.

Then that second quote is some dumbass brown townysis and excuse based on the asumption that hell does, in fact, exist.

im an athiest and i found this funny

So that first quote is severely handicapped and completely ass backwards.  Science is in fact about accepting uncertainty and working ourselves to obtain a mutual understanding, while religion believes itself to be 100% accurate and uncompromising.  Two scientists argue about the true nature of light?  You end up with them working together to create the wave-particle duality theory.  But an argument about the true nature of god?  You get crusades, religious terrorism, and all the wonderful stuff that religion seems to cause when people don't agree.

Then that second quote is some dumbass brown townysis and excuse based on the asumption that hell does, in fact, exist.

gj taking it seriously

gj taking it seriously

Yea I realized it wasn't when I clicked the link and saw it lead to a site that makes fun of religion

It just seemed like the intent of the first quote was serious, without any other context.

But I wasn't talking about science, dear.
>implying every argument is about scientific reasoning over logical reasoning.

Pathetic, indeed.
>implying every argument is about scientific reasoning over logical reasoning.
scientific reasoning over logical reasoning.
scientific

You're loving handicapped.  I leave you with that, as your stupidity is starting to irritate me.
It's called a debate full of unexperienced people who only know certain aspects of their beliefs, and rub the other side the wrong way due to their limited knowledge.
That's not to say a few of you here actually know what you're talking about.
Ironically, there's a passage in the bible that rebukes people who say they are something, act like they are something else, and give a bad example to their group because of it.
I'm just saying that this whole thing will only end of in negativity and further developed stereotypes.
Just so you know, I've read every single passage in the canon of the bible, both new and old testaments.  I studied them extensively for two years, then I studied church history for another year.  So I'd consider myself highly knowledgeable in biblical bullstuff.

Did you know there's an entire book in the old testament in which Satan fools God into ruining the life of one of God's most devout and holiest followers?  It's called the Book of Job.  God slaughters his livestock, destroys his home, and murders the man's family.  The man is so blind that he praises God even after all that.  Moral of the story:  Even if you're one of God's most loyal followers, he will forget you up for stuffs and giggles.

Another story is the story of the two towns of Sodom and Gomorrah.  Two towns, full of cigarettes, and no one else.  How do they populate?  How should we know, but God said it, so it's true!  God tells a person he speaks to that he is going to destroy the two towns.  The man, being a decent person, begs God to let them live if he can find 10 people in the cities who aren't sinners.  Wouldn't you know it, not one non-sinner can be found.  So God tells the man and his wife to walk away from the towns, and not to look back.  As they are walking away, God sends fire down and destroys the towns, killing everyone in them.  The wife, distressed, turns around to see the carnage, and God turns her into a pillar of salt.  A pillar of loving salt.  The man obviously lost his wife.  Moral of the story:  DON'T EVER loving NOT DO WHAT I SAY GODDAMMIT, I AM loving GOD, I WILL SMITE THE stuff OUT OF YOU.

Additionally, there is the story of Moses at Meribah.  Moses and his followers are thirsty, traveling in the desert and all, so Moses pleads with God for water.  God tells Moses, go to the rock of Meribah, and strike the rock with your staff.  So Moses walks next to the rock, with all the Jews circled around him anticipating water.  Moses strikes the rock, and nothing happens.  Confused, Moses waits a few moments, then strikes the rock again, and water begins flowing out of it.  God is great.  However, DECADES LATER, after Moses had been serving God for ALMOST 50 GODDAMN YEARS, God decides now is the appropriate time to forget him over.  Moses is climbing a hill, and just over this hill is the promised land, the "land of milk and honey," the place Moses just wandered 40 loving YEARS through the loving DESERT to get to.  As Moses is getting towards the top of the hill to see the promised land, God murders him.  Now, why the forget would he kill one of his most loyal servants?  Oh, because Moses hit the rock at Meribah TWICE, rather than ONCE.

HO LEE stuff.  I don't know about you, but I'm not sure there is anyone more holy than Moses other than Jesus himself, so I don't know what loving chance you think you have, bub.  Moral of the story:  DON'T EVER loving NOT DO WHAT I SAY GODDAMMIT, I AM loving GOD, I WILL SMITE THE stuff OUT OF YOU.

There's also a story where a prophet is swallowed by a whale, lives in the whale for 3 days, then is let out onto the shore and preaches to a town the good word.

Not sure that can even loving happen, but whatever.

Well, now that you've started this stupid stuff, flap. I'll tell you one thing right now.

God doesn't exist. The end.

Well, now that you've started this stupid stuff, flap. I'll tell you one thing right now.

God doesn't exist. The end.

gj taking it seriously

god is the greatest troll in existence

and people applaud him for it



Ok flap did not do a good job to give any indication he was being sarcastic in any way.  You don't need to reply with that to everyone that takes it seriously.

Ok flap did not do a good job to give any indication he was being sarcastic in any way.  You don't need to reply with that to everyone that takes it seriously.
gj taking it seriously

Ok flap did not do a good job to give any indication he was being sarcastic in any way.  You don't need to reply with that to everyone that takes it seriously.

Except for the fact that it was stated by many people early in the topic

gj taking it seriously

The hell is with all the religious topics lately?

Im not trolling. Please read OP

Im not trolling. Please read OP

see, like I said before, he's not trolling



why can't you guys loving LISTEN