I cant tell the Truth right.

[Chrono]

>get called in to work 5 days in a row one week, at least twice every week
>call in sick once in my entire life
"YOUR LYING, but whatever find your own replacement"

>girl calls in sick 1-3 times a week
>calls in sick again
"oh okay we'll get someone in don't worry"

[Ad Bot]

[_Rave_]

loveism at it's finest.

[Socky]

>get called in to work 5 days in a row one week, at least twice every week
>call in sick once in my entire life
"YOUR LYING, but whatever find your own replacement"

>girl calls in sick 1-3 times a week
>calls in sick again
"oh okay we'll get someone in don't worry"

did they have huge saggy knockers

[Slicks555]

Everything I say is a lie.

[Black and White]

this happens to me

also I can almost never be sarcastic even jokingly without people believing me


almost whatever it is it gets me in trouble sometimes D: 

[Böltster]

i've got this mate who has a similar problem and it's hilarious

when a teacher would ask him a question, he'd have this massive grin on and start laughing while he tried to explain himself. it always made him look really really suss no matter how innocent the question. it was basically just nerves with him

[Alyx Vance]

People always say I lie... I know that feel bro.

[Menen]

suss

huh?

[Spectrum2]

huh?

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/suss
?

[steve5451]

I can look someone in the eye and lie to them with a strait face like nothing but I can't tell a truth without freaking out.
;-;

[Brian Smithers]

Tell me if I'm telling the truth by stating this:
"This statement is a lie."