Never judge a person by first impressions.

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Omegle. What do you expect? :I

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[Bisjac]

well i would instantly judge an omegle user badly, by the fact that they even use omegle at all.
its really not a highlight of an educated, truly social person.

[Tømpson]

Omegle. What do you expect? :I

He seemed like a nice person, before he started talking about how african people should just starve to death and kill each-other.

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I stopped reading when he said Arizona was south of California and you both went along with it.
:/

[Man 2]

I actually just had a rather engaging conversation with someone. It ended rather abruptly. Stupid technology.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Hi.
Stranger: how are you?
You: Good, you?
Stranger: fine thank you
Stranger: HAHAH OMG YOU"RE NORMAL :D
You: OMG SO ARE YOU :D
Stranger: OH YEAH :D
Stranger: HAHAHAHA
You: Let's have a conversation!
Stranger: SURE
Stranger: :D
Stranger: haha
Stranger: so. whats up?!
You: The ceiling fan. Ba-dum tss
Stranger: pssh
Stranger: ._.
Stranger: HAHA where are you from?
You: My mother's womb.
You: Kidding, Ohio.
Stranger: haha :D
Stranger: im from singapore ( are you gona run like everyone? :( )
You: Nah.
You: That's awesome.
Stranger: :D haha
Stranger: any hobbies?
You: Video gaming. That's pretty much it.
Stranger: DO YOU LIKE EATING?!
Stranger: i loveee eating
Stranger: haha
You: I LOVE EATING.
Stranger: OMGGG
Stranger: *hugs*
You: (and it shows)
Stranger: HAHA
You: How often do you find someone on Omegle who isn't looking to have love?
Stranger: hmmm at certain times of the day almost everyone :D
You: Really?
Stranger: yeah :)
You: At what times of the day?
Stranger: like 10pm - midnight in singapore mostly normals
Stranger: wait
Stranger: 10pm - 3 am here
Stranger: afternoon are when the horny weirdos come out
Stranger: ._.
You: Yeah.
You: It's worse on video chat >_<
Stranger: in other words 10am- 3pm for you :D
Stranger: i never go on video chat
Stranger: the images will scar me for life
You: I sometimes do... for a few seconds.
Stranger: so whats your name ? :O
You: Nick.
You: What's your name? :O
Stranger: Aricia :D
Stranger: HAHA omg i love you *HUGS* ( okay im not a creep :( )
Stranger: im so happy
You: Lol calm down
Stranger: :D
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: okay
Stranger: hmm how old are you?
Stranger: if you dont mind me asking?
You: Sixteen.
You: You?
Stranger: 15
Stranger: :)
You: My dog is looking like she's having the best dream of her life.
Stranger: :O what breed is it?
You: Dachshund.
Stranger: ohh! haha they're so cute
You: Lol mine's fat and lazy.
Stranger: poke him! MAKE HIM RUN
Stranger: MUAHAHAHHAA. nah im kidding
You: She'd rather bite my finger off than run from it. Lol
Stranger: my friend has this really lazy dog, she pokes him to make him run LOL
Stranger: but gently of course
You: Yeah.
You: I wouldn't want to disturb her amazing dream anyway lol
Stranger: haha
Stranger: :)
Stranger: hmmm do you have skype?
You: Nah. Never really bothered with it.
Stranger: :(
Stranger: msn?
Stranger: :D
You: Nope lol
Stranger: :( so after this i can't contact you?!
You: I'm sorry, no.
Stranger: ohh haha its okay
Stranger: :(
You: It has been nice talking to someone who isn't obsessed with love, though.
Stranger: yeah :D
You: Even though we somehow got through age, love, and location throughout XD
Stranger: yeah at least its better than just saying asl
Stranger: thats so rude
You: I get into conversations hoping they won't type it.
Stranger: i normally scold people who ask me asl and never answer my " how are you? "
You: The way you tell is if they start with "heyy" or "hii".
You: You can pretty much guess that an asl will follow.
Stranger: yeah but not for me
Stranger: *wink*
You: Lol.
Stranger: im kidding
You: It's amazing to find someone who isn't looking for cyber love, it's like finding someone on video chat who isn't masturbating for you lol
Stranger: LOL HAHA.
Stranger: i never go on video caht
Stranger: *chat
You: I have found people who just sit there looking at the camera.
You: They don't masturbate, they don't wear a terrifying mask, nothing.
Stranger: BORING PEOPLE
You: And they often comment on my hair.
You: :D
Stranger: why is it rainbow in colour?
Stranger: :O
You: No, long chocolate locks cascade down my head in a luscious brown waterfall.
Stranger: cool :O
You: Lol I've been growing it out for a while now.
Stranger: haha my hair is the same.
Stranger: everyday
Stranger: we can't really do anything to our hair
Stranger: if we dye it.
Stranger: we'll be sent home from school
Stranger: if we dont dye it back
Stranger: they might cut it off
Stranger: or suspension
Stranger: gr.
You: That's not very fair.
You: I have a friend who dyed his hair purple once.
Stranger: haha ASIANS
Stranger: I want to dye my hair :(
You: Lol so do you have like uniforms for school?
Stranger: yeah. LOL
Stranger: horrible
Stranger: must tuck in shirts ( but who does LOL )
Stranger: skirts must be knee length ( no one listens )
Stranger: but they do check haha
Stranger: if we get caught. detention.
Stranger: for. like 3 hours
You: That sucks.
You: We have a dress code but nothing too restricting.
You: For guys, no muscle shirts and no sagging. Though nearly every guy in school sags anyway.
Stranger: HAHA
You: For girls, no tank tops, mini skirts, or short shorts.
You: Or, as the secretary puts it, "No boobs, no butts, no bellies".
Stranger: LOL
You: She actually says that.
Stranger: in singapore no one listens to the rules . we just learn to run.
Stranger: away from the discipline master
You: Holy crap that's terrifying D:
Stranger: haha :D as you know like every school has different ways of going to a certain place
Stranger: so yeah RUN.
Stranger: its likr
Stranger: RUN OR GET DETENTION
You: So you run, and you're home free? That's it?
You: Like GTA or something.
Stranger: haha yeah :D as long as you don't bump into another discipline master
Stranger: ._.
Stranger: sometimes its damn scary
Stranger: but its fun HAHA
You: So you break dress code, run from the discipline master, and suddenly "Aricia, model citizen".
You: That's awesome.
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: im in student council ;)
Stranger: * waves hands like a princess*
Stranger: HAHA i never got caught before
You: Lol.
Stranger: if i got caught. the council will of course punish me
You: I just don't feel comfortable wearing anything the dress code doesn't allow.
You: Not because it doesn't allow it, but because it's all just so uncomfortable.
Stranger: ahh haha but if skirts are too long its really hard to walk
You: I just wear jeans and a long-sleeve shirt, sometimes a hoodie.
Stranger: :( i wanna wear that to school..
Stranger: but actually in my school the older you get
Stranger: the more the school doesn't care
You: In my school, the older you get, the tighter the clothes become >_<
Stranger: oh never buy new clothes? :P
You: Well no, it's just that the girls in my city can't seem to dress unlike prostitutes.
You: We're kind of known for that here.
Stranger: really? :O haha i didn't know
Stranger: hmm can i ask you something?
You: Ok?
Stranger: what do you think of asians?
Stranger: like honestly
You: I don't think they're any different, really.
You: A human is a human.
You: Now ask my grandmother...
Stranger: what does she think? :O
You: My grandmother who was a Woman Marine during the Vietnam war?
Stranger: :O
You: I think that could go unsaid for now lol
Stranger: haha! its alright. everyone has their own opinons :)
You: Yeah.
You: Even if they aren't too politically correct.
You: Then, every generation has its own degree of political correctness.
Stranger: yeah :) and of course we have no right to tell them that their views are wrong
Stranger: cause they will probably just build a sterotype
You: My grandmother grew up during a time where everyone who wasn't American was thought of as evil.
You: Or at least, "not worthy".
Stranger: o.O
Stranger: interesting
Stranger: do you have facebook? :(
You: Yes.
Stranger: :D
You: Hmm... Idk.
You: After all you could be anybody lol.
Stranger: haha its up to you really
You: I could be anybody.
Stranger: im not gona force it on you :)
You: I wouldn't take it to heart, I am enjoying this conversation.
You: Thank you.
Stranger: :) anyway singapore does have our own sterotypes of people
You: So does America, believe me lol
Stranger: like if we see a chinese person in singapore misbehaving. they are immediately from china LOL
Stranger: haha :D
You: Lol we stereotype people from different parts of our own country.
You: For example, we see someone in a funny hat and leather boots, we assume they're from the Southwest.
Stranger: LOL HAHAHA. texas?
You: Someone with a tan and long golden hair is probably from California.
Stranger: to me california are people that travel by roller blading
You: I really don't know how they behave over there lol.
Stranger: haha american seems really interesting
You: Lol that's one word for it.
You: We have whole websites devoted to just how weird some Americans are lol
Stranger: haha we have that too
Stranger: :D
Stranger: www.stomp.com.sg
Stranger: if im not wrong
You: www.failblog.org
You: Lol
Stranger: and yeah stomp is like the IN thing for our school
Stranger: cause we are on it like every 2 months
You: We don't really have an "IN" thing.
You: Except maybe 9Gag.
You: Or Reddit.
Stranger: haha yeah. singapore uses those too
You: Yeah.
Stranger: hmm just curious how tall are you?
Stranger: :X
You: Lol I'm about 5'10"
You: Maybe 11"
Stranger: oh haha :)
Stranger: thats tall
You: Lol why?
Stranger: just asking
Stranger: really
You: Ok.
You: And in America it isn't really that tall for a guy lol.
Stranger: in singapore
Stranger: im considered tall
Stranger: haha
Stranger: :D
You: Lol
You: We had an exchange student from Germany who was TALL.
You: Lol she was probably a head above me.
Stranger: :o
Stranger: i have this german friend
Stranger: hes 190cm
You: Lol
You: Yeah there are people taller than me.
You: And people who are just known for being tall.
Stranger: :) its okay im sure you'll grow
You: Lol I think I'm done growing by now.
You: I'm happy where I am now.
Stranger: you grow till you're 21 if im not wrong
Stranger: girls 16 if im not wrong :/
You: I always thought it was different for different people.
Stranger: i mean in general
You: Yeah.
Stranger: 16 and 21 are quite far away from each other
Stranger: i think you'll probably grow like another 3 cm?
You: It depends.
You: For example if I drink a lot of milk, and eat a lot of protein lol
Stranger: LOL. i dont really think milk and protein has a big role in growth
You: Lol I really don't know.
Stranger: haha.
You: We have this girl who's my age and she's only about 4'6".
You: As a rough estimate.
Stranger: hmm? thats quite short :O
You: Yes it is. Lol
Stranger: okay i've never met anyone that short :x except people with dwarfism (?)
Stranger: no offence
Stranger: :O but is she nice?
You: Yes, if a bit eccentric at some points.
Stranger: if shes nice . then thats all that matters :)
You: Yeah.
You: And then I have friends who are anywhere from a few inches to a foot taller than me lol.
Stranger: ohh haha now a days everyone is almost the same height
Stranger: or at least catching up with me
You: Yeah. A lot of people on my end are done growing.
Stranger: im like 5"6 ? they are becoming 5"5 and such
Stranger: haha
You: The really tall ones play basketball, the really short ones become scholars.
Stranger: i guess its around this age :)
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: STEROTYPE
Stranger: short people in my school love to play basketball
Stranger: :D
You: Lol.
You: Most of the people on our basketball team are, as some put it, "Freakishly tall".
You: I guess.
You: I guess.
You: Hmm.
Stranger: oh. like 2 metres tall?
Stranger: :O
You: Some, probably.
Stranger: but i think its cool haha ;x
You: Lol it's awesome.
Stranger: hmm is it your summer break or something now?
You: Yes, we're about two weeks in.
Stranger: ohh cool haha in like 1 and a half weeks time
Stranger: im out of holidays :(
You: Yeah :c
You: And if my geography's right, you're in winter now?
Stranger: uhh?
You: Or is Singapore not in the southern hemisphere?
Stranger: singapore only has one session
Stranger: *season
Stranger: SUMMER
Stranger: :D
You: Lol that sounds awful.
You: I'm more into cold weather, like right now.
Stranger: ohh i want winter :(
You: It's like 85 here but it feels like 60
You: Because of the breeze.
Stranger: wait you're talking about Fahrenheit right?
You: Yes.
You: I wish I could use Celsius and the Metric system but our stupid country doesn't feel like it lol\

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[fred da kiko]

survival of the fittest doesn't fit with humans anymore because we are the apex predators due to our ability to adapt by creating. we were cold and we made fire, we were in danger and we made weapons, we were in need and we made tools. now, we make all those things and distribute them for people who can't make their own. This is a good thing, it means we can grow artistically and philosophically.