Author Topic: Make the above user laugh (If you can)  (Read 1195 times)

ha. I laughed.

but you know what, I owe you money
you're not gonna get it

because

they can't grab me if i light myself on fire.



Just when I think you've said the dumbest thing ever, you keep talking.

So a man walks into a bar...






Vagina

"I'll smack you with a million foreskins" spoke the lightning rooster.


you guys all loving suck at this

I drowned a hipster in a tributary












it wasn't mainstream

Yo mamma's so fat, she has her own zip code.

Haha?

Yo momma is so fat,she became part Of the earth's orbit.



A blonde an a brunette jump out of a plane.  Who lands first?  The brunette because the blonde had to stop on the way down to ask for directions.

A Cadillac full of blacks rolls off a cliff.  Why so shameful?  That was a nice car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the othe- aww it got hit by a car.


I'll be here all week.

Hmph.

Why did the missile cross th-  Ah  OH stuffstuffstuffSHI--

Why is 4 black guys drive off a cliff in a cadillac upsetting?




Because a cadillac seats 5.