Make the above user laugh (If you can)

[Lil D]

A black and a white jump off a building.  Who lands first?  The white guy, because the black had to stop on the way down to spraypaint graffiti on the wall.

Bad ump tss

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[Talent74]

Yes.

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

[Pepsidude]

How long can a black woman hold her stuff in?

Nine Months.

[steve5451]

A Catholic priest, a child enthusiast, and a rapist walk into a bar...





He orders a drink.

[Port]

poop

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

i love you now

[Dexxtter]

http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=64919.0

[Lil D]

I got one.

So an Irishman walks past a bar.

Edit: Just remembered one.

How do you get 10 black guys in a van?  Throw in a welfare check.  How do you get them out?  Throw in a job application.

[Decepticon]

nope

I was 3, and I smoked my first cigar when i was 5. Got laid at 8 and then got high at 12.

[Isjix]

no

your girlfriends hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze

[Alex Man!]

no

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nb02PYnnGl8