Most embrassing moments that make you cringe when you think about them

[Soukuw]

Greentext style of course.

>Be 15
>With First girlfriend
>"Hey do you want to go up to my room. I'm not that innocent"
>Said out of complete and utter nervousness for some reason I wasn't even thinking about love or asking for it
>"Uh, I think this is a little early in the relationship" ~Her

I still cringe about it.

Edit: The worst part is I didn't even mention that's not what I meant I sort of sat there dumbfounded and confused until later where I wanted to punch myself.

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[Sheath]

lolo

[Mr.jacksaunt]

>kil self
>die
i was so embarresed...

[Soukuw]

>kil self
>die
i was so embarresed...

But do you think about it and cringe still?

[Kumquat]

>make fun of kid
>find out his mom died the day after* I made fun of him

[steve5451]

>fart in class
>my life is over

[TurnipBlog]

>fart in P.E. when it was dead silent
>my life ended

[No2mad2]

>fart in class
>my life is over

Pretty much.

[RedGajin]

>lifting in school weight room
>forget to remove weights on the press
>try to life 40 more lbs then normal
>be stuck holding 130 lbs
>has to ask another guy to help me lift weights back onto bar

ulululu i hated that and now we still joke about it lol

[snozola]

Was break fighting boxes (flattening boxes) in the kitchen at a summer camp I worked at and a friend held up a box and then my brain decided to recreate a a crazy ass drop kick on the box. 

Next thing I knew I was on my back and everyone was standing around me laughing. 

I started laughing also and I was cringe-worthy embarrassed for the next couple of minutes, but then I got over it.

>fart in class
>my life is over

At that point I just own up to it and warn everyone.  Farting in a silent, yet crowded area could possibly be the most hilarious thing to me.

[Tømpson]

Would you like the time I ate a pencil, the time I started laughing so hard in class that the teacher sent me to the nurse, the time I got the stuff beaten out of me for telling a kid a yo momma joke, the time I did a backflip and landed on my head, the time I walked the entire mile run, the time I asked a girl out and she asked if I was kidding the time my girlfriend dumped me and I cried on the spot the time I asked my mom what love was or the time I got caught looking at bondage feces research by my brother?

[SWAT One]

Lighting a bottle rocket upside down in a beer bottle.
Launching a SBD in a crowded, tiny elevator.

[Alyx Vance]

Would you like the time I ate a pencil, the time I started laughing so hard in class that the teacher sent me to the nurse, the time I got the stuff beaten out of me for telling a kid a yo momma joke, the time I did a backflip and landed on my head, the time I walked the entire mile run, the time I asked a girl out and she asked if I was kidding the time my girlfriend dumped me and I cried on the spot the time I asked my mom what love was or the time I got caught looking at bondage feces research by my brother?

Well then...

I don't have any I cringe over really, or am I embarrassed about.
That I can think of..

[Sheath]

Hmm...

Well there was a small thing. In my first week at high school, I was talking to some people but I forget their names. There was this one girl there, and I couldn't remember her name, and something came up in conversation where somebody referenced someone else saying something and I said "Oh yeah, well thats what she said" forgetting her name.

Now, I meant this in its proper usage, but thanks to so many lame "thats what she said" jokes they thought I was trying to be funny, and was too stupid to understand how to structure one of those jokes.

It was really awkward. Might not sound like much in hindsight, but sometimes the smallest social forgetups are the worst.

[Clone v.117]

My friend said she would give me $20 if I got whore makeup face painted on (we were in the city looking at some face painting place) and I did, looked like i rubbed semen, blood and chalk together and put it on my face and all the little kids and people on busses and stuff were staring at me.

Worth it.