please make Khorde laugh

[wound]

what are you talking about, that was terrible

You jelly of my mad mamma joke skillz.

[Ad Bot]

[TeslaCoil]

[SWAT One]

I am the manifestation of a one-legged stoner's brainchild.  I have come to claim your children.  If you do not comply peacefully, I will be obliged to use a screwdriver to pry any 3 of your appendages off and use them as legs for my new end table.  If you protest in any way during this process, I will then beat you to sleep with the fourth and/or remaining appendages.  When you wake up, you will find yourself in a hammock tied between two trees in a jungle somewhere in Africa 73.618 feet above the ground.

[rambo1220]

DEHDEDUHDUDHDUHDUHDUUUUUUUH!! (Zelda thingy findy thingy tune)

You have won this thread!!

[_Rave_]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1RKuM57nPA

http://thebest404pageever.com/swf/2185.swf

http://thebest404pageever.com/swf/negru.swf

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZkSwTFUKqM

http://thebest404pageever.com/swf/aidskatamari.swf

If you don't laugh at these you have no soul.

[_Rave_]

also this will make your heart melt

then laugh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsMww3hJ3bY

[Spectrum2]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXkx-PSwbG4

[Yosher]

Phoenix> Dude, wanna hear a forgeted up story?
Phoenix> So, Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night.
Phoenix> Anyway I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed.
Phoenix> So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest stuff in my life.
Phoenix> All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers.
Phoenix> I wake up to piss and I find myself covered in stuff. It was all over the bed,sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world.
Phoenix> She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some stuff and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of her hammies.
Phoenix> I get dressed and leave... This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. I have no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her.

[The Titanium]

foreverpandering in general

[Harm94]

[Port]

Easter eggs raise intelligence?

[Kumquat]

Easter eggs raise intelligence?

dumb people > OHHH CANDY IN EGGS!
Smert people > forget them eggs, im too smart for eggs
dumb people > dead

[Harm94]

Easter eggs raise intelligence?

And clean the gene pool.

[skill4life]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr_Rpk9HR1g

[wound]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr_Rpk9HR1g

I would be very well pleased if they made a full song of that.